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I don't like pans...

"I wanna ask you somthing..." My roommate, Caleb, sat across from me with a serious stare.

"What's your question?" I responded but he seemed a bit stumped.

"Okay, so, first you hooked up with Lexi from our first class." He looked for confirmation.

I sighed and sat down in front of him. "Yes."

"An than after she dumped you-"

I cut him off gesturing my hand at him. "Really? We're bringing this up?"

"No! Listen! It's just, after that you got with Brad..." He went quiet. "And than you got with that 'non-binary' person...."

I stared at him. "Are you jeal-"

"No!" He glared at me before continuing. "It's just....what exactly do you like?" He facepalmed and looked at me. "I know it's stupid for me to ask but I'm very curious..."

I smirked at him. "I'm pansexual ya dweeb."

He gave the most confused look anyone could ever make. "Pan-what?"

Laughing I educated him on my sexuality. "It means I like it all. I like everything. Boy, girl, it, this an that. You get it?"

"Oh....okay..." He sat back and rubbed the back of his head. "So do you also like pans?"

"What?" Now it was my turn to be confused.

"Like, uh, pots an pans?"

"No! I don't like pots and pans...." I shot daggers at him.

"Alright, sorry I asked." He put his hands up in defense.

Later that night I awoke to the sound of metal slamming into something.

Leaping out of my bed I hear a voice.

"Hey, Nathan, does that..." He flicked the light switch on. "turn you on?"

There were all the pots and pans from the entire dorm laid out, all over my bed.

"CALEB!!"

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