'I dare john, peggy, and laf to wear maid dresses for a week or 5 asks or dare chapters i also dare alex to TAKE A FUCKING BREAK BY THAT I MEAN NO WRITING NO READING ok good also what are all your sexualities'John, Peggy, and Laf: Sh*t
Alex: WHaT DId i SaY aBOUt rUINinG YoUR ciNNaMon rOLL jOhN!
John: *rubs arm nervously* That I am a (69 words) cinnamon roll to pure for this cold world
Alex: Exactly.... Here *shoves Maid dress into John, Peggy, and Laf's arms*
Laf: How do you... how you say..... Have these *holds up maid dress* laying around
John: He is the Kinkyest f*ck you'll ever meet
Alex: YOUR KILLING YOUR CINNAMON ROLLLLL *Does 'Wizard of Oz' witch melt thing* K-KILLING ITTTTT!
John: Oh shut up
Peggy: Let's just get this over with...
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Mini time Skippy
______*John, Peggy, and Lafayette have maid dresses on*
Peggy: *looks at the maid dresses she is wearing* We look retard...
Laf: *dancing around like a ballerina* *stops when he hears what Peggy said about the maid dresses* Yeah... Retard
John: Ughhffhh.... Why 5 weekss
Alex: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE SOOO CUTE *looks at John* EEEEEEE! *fangirl screech*
Peggy: Your 'Bi' is showing
Alex: Oopss... Well IT IS TIME FOR MY DARE THINGY *reads comment over again* No I can't do this.. Writing is my Baby... It is the only reason I am in New Your right now.....
John: *gives Alex comfort hugs* It is okay Alex... You can do this.... Also they did not give you amount of time sooo...
Alex: That's mean I can take a 30 second break!!
John: Sure.. *takes away Laptop, Journal, and Books for 30 seconds* *gives stuff back*
Alex: HA! IN YOUR FACE MAGICAL CHILDREN THAT GIVE US DARES! I OUT STARTED YOU! *opens new document on his laptop and writes 51 page essay on how he out smarted you*
John: Alex... Is gonna be busy for awhile.... Imma Just gonna let The Author take care of telling all are sexualities..
Author: Ye I will take cares of its..
Alex: Bisexual
John: Gay
Hercules: Pansexual
Lafayette: Pan
Eliza: Bisexual
Angelica: Straight
Peggy: Lesbian
Philip: Bisexual
George Eacker: Gay
Jefferson: Gay (but f*cks a lot of girls so he can 'fix' himself)
Maddison: Gay
Maria: LesbianIn this Philip and Alex are just cousins.
Eliza and Alex are just really close Friends.
John ans Alex both have crushes on each other but are both to afraid to tell one another.
Same thing with Hercules and Lafayette.
Hercules and Lafayette kind of have a 'Friends with Benefits' going on right now.
Maria just got out of a really bad, abusive relationship with James Reynolds.
And Eliza likes the pronouns 'They/Them' instead of 'She/Her'Author: That pretty much covers it...
John: They you go!
Alex: STAY GAY~
HAVE A AWESOME DAY
-Author-
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