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 Chapter 1

I slept all day losers

When you're me you know how to do many things like get out of bad grades or to sleep and have your mom do the chores or how to obtain a . Well stupid it's easy. To lure out a friend use rice, and then wait slowly while the asian eats it. Offer more and more rice till he loves you ( not in a weird way of course.) but never give the asian you're salty Ayden. He'll run away saying.. " no god no god please no i running tell my children i love them."

But that's not why you are here. You're here for all the stupidity,food, memes,puppies, tamales, and mexican models money can buy all in one story. It all started when i slept all day losers! (sorry) But my family were all doing something while sat and played pokemon sun. to be honest it was hilarious to me i felt like i was in charge. BUT, it didn't feel right. So i went out and tried to get a job. Finally i got a job at mcdonalds. (yay) i was the JANITOR! But then when carly ( that stupid women made me take over all her shifts when the boss ain't around. So once the boss saw me doing her shifts so i was upgraded to FRYCOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone called me spongebob because i was a kid. (and i was the best fry cook. Soon i was upgraded to manager, i fired Carly then i emotionally left McDonald's crying (tears of joy that place didn't have good pay.)

And that's when real estate came to the picture.....

Chapter 2

"It's free real estate"

After the wreck at McDonalds i went into real estate.

(i befriended this asian)

( with rice)

But that's just an advertisement. The real story starts next weekend by the way i'm like music i call it me mix vol. 1 so here is the link and enjoy


Chapter 3

The Foreigner, a boi and me write a chapter.

Asian:Hello, my name is Marco. I go lured with rice. I arrive in crate from China. I don't know any english. Me like memes, rice.

(Manny: this is a random chapter about how my friends think about how i became rich do not believe any of this.)

Anyway they told me to go down to mexico to.... Sell a house in mexico. (which was stupid i'm american so,)

It took a while, to get to the airport there was no way i'm going to ask my parents to drive me all the way down to mexico. So i had to sneak on the plane (don't worry i still payed for the trip.) but it was difficult to get on the plane because well i was 10 and getting to mexico without an adult is so freakin stupid.

So to pass the time i started making me mix vol 2 it was difficult but i made it here is the link if you are interested.


(so any ways for you wonderers the mixes were made today but i had the idea and tablet to listen to the songs)

(p.s some songs were recently released so those weren't originally on the mix's)

I too have album. It called Listen To This Hot Music. It on channel called Shark 22964. Noodle is name of fish. Fish of me, is blue,私は魚が好きではな. い

One of the songs go

" can we go back this is the moment we'll fight till it's over,so we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us like the ceiling can't hold us"

So like in a flash here we are mexico. I was tempted but i didn't look at the beach, on the side how i felt after not seeing the beach. But i should have, so i walked down town trying to find

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⏰ Last updated: May 18, 2018 ⏰

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