(Author's note) Heh, so this would be my very first story here but lemme say that I don't ship puri puri prisoner and sonic, this was just something I thought would be perfect for a bet and this has to do, and this was before the sea folk attacked. —————————————————— (Sonic's. P.O.V) —————————————————— It was the first day at the crappy prison and everyone was scared to death after someone, supposedly known as the boss, yelled which caused them to shit their pants.
"So, what your saying is that if I beat up your boss-"
"DON'T even think about it boy." said the eldest man here.
After a little chatter, they said something that caught my attention
"If you behave, you can get away with a French kiss...most of the time," said one of the prisoners
With that being said, I don't like the sound of that...I gotta get outta here soon before anything sexual happens. (Hehe sucks to be you.) ————————————————— (Puri puri prisoner's P.O.V) —————————————————— "Are they bullying the new guy? Guess I'll decide their punishment later...hmmm, how about a deep kiss for each of them? yes that should do"
I hold the picture of the new guy apparently known as sonic,
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who looks mighty fine indeed."Maybe a little peck on the cheek from him shall be good for a "warming" welcome."I thought to myself as I positioned the picture next to the poster on the wall.
Soon, I rise from my bed and decided to go give everyone(except sonic) their punishment for being such naughty boys, and with that said I had jumped out of my cell for their punishment ready and all.
What I saw was... Indescribable, a man that looks about maybe a couple of inches taller than hammerhead and possibly stronger just on his own, had just jumped out his cell and somehow there was suddenly feathers coming from him. But I shouldn't second guess him so fast. Maybe, possibly, he could be the one known as the Boss.
Bored of the situation,I "walk" to the walls and close my eyes to develop a plan on what possible ways are there to escape, until I heard the sound of a man shocked only for me to turn my attention to see the boss kissing the prisoners in a deep kiss, at that moment I turned back to the wall as quick as I can with my arm covering my mouth by the shock. I bet my face was a bit red by that.
That means...he's a homosexual(basically gay), then that would mean he really is creating his own anime harem of wanted criminals, which would cause me to be placed as...oh no. 'THATS MEANS I'LL BE HIS NEXT TARGET' with that thought in mind, I quickly started to walk somewhere away from everyone only to be pulled by the shirt by none other then the boss, WHO might I add was way to close for my likings. He soon pulled me closer. It wasn't a second later till I figured he was about to kiss me, but only resulted in me to push him away, but I couldn't really leave his grasp on my shirt so I was basically squirming around keeping him away from my face(Basically me with grandparents).
"So stubborn, oh well. Anyway I am known as Puri Puri Prisoner, and you must be prisoner #4188 named sonic" said puri puri.
Not knowing what to suspect from him until I heard him say my name and prisoner number"...How did you know my name along with my prisoner number?"I said, obviously shocked at the classified information that will only be known if I were to decide to share it unless he somehow was able to get a hold of the information by someone, but who would give any classified information to someone like him?
He only chuckled at my surprise face and then tried to kiss me again but this time, his grip loosened a bit, not much but just enough for me to jump out of his hand, so that's what I did only to see his face that was filled with annoyance, sadness, and disappointment, but I could care less.
"awww, that really hurts you know but seeing your face I guess you don't really care." said puri puri, obviously hurt by my decisions.
"It would be my choice to decide who my partner will be. Not you, not the guards, not anyone but me"just as I was finished and started to walk away, I was grabbed by the shirt into a kiss on the mouth. With a shocked face at the surprise attack kiss, I pulled away and gave him the wind blade kick to the face aimed straight for Puri Puri's face , but as I did the kick I heard everyone that stood by yelled no as I landed the kick and backed away to spit away the taste and wiped my mouth of his disgusting prison germs(mysophobe much sonic?).
—————————————————— (Author-sensei) —————————————————— Ok guys I think this would be a good place to stop at right now so bye my little disciples
