For the country ( captain America reader x Rwby)

Avengers

You Pov

Ok basically a lot of stuff happened I faked my death joined with Ironwood kid met a super spy who is that Blake girl mother an archer a green guy and a god and we hated each other first but we became friends after a lot happened we defeated some aliens but a nuke into space and then I said these words.

You: hey you guys want meet my great great grandson and his girlfriend?

Toney: yeah I've nothing better to do also any you guys want to get food along the way since I'm super rich.

Avengers: yeah ok.

Then we went to vale and saw it was infested with Grimm.

You: want to help revealing ourselves.

Thor: well I am a god who loves to fight why not.

We then started fighting every single Grimm.

Jaune: grandpa you're alive.

You: oh yeah forgot you think I'm dead. Also jaune these are my teammates iron man, Hawkeye, black widow, Thor and the hulk and guys this is my grandson Jaune look at him with my weapon.

Jaune: I thought you were dead!

You: also that Blake girl you two still together I find young love sweet also wanna get some food?

Jaune: I thought you were dead!!!!!!

You: so that's a no then.

Then ironwood arrived and so did Ozpin.

Ozpin: you have a lot explaining to do.

Ironwood: Toney is that you son.

Toney: yeah dad and I hate those robots you made me build!

Blake: mom what are you doing here?!

Kali: I have a lot explaining to do.

Ozpin: ok never mind you all have some family issues.

Thor: stop! I want to eat the god of Thunder demands this!

Nora: ohhh sweet hammer can I pick it up?

Nora picks up the hammer and Thor is shocked to see.

Thor: daughter.

Nora: daddy.

Yang: ok I am completely lost.

Raven: Y/n your here.

Yang: mom!

You: wait my wife is your mom.

Ruby: ok I seriously think my team has family issues except me.

Ozpin: Qrow is your biological father.( the author dose not support the theory but he's being nice and saying all ships and theories are ok except shipping ren and Nora with someone else)

Ruby: what!!!!

You: wait! Ok a lot of crazy stuff is going on so how about we have a family dinner ok.

Everyone: fine.

Kali: so Blake I heard you danced with the blond bow with the sword.

Blake: mom.

Yang: ok are we going to seriously not talk about this guy being my step dad.

You: look Yang to be honest I didn't know and why did you not tell me you're a bandit Raven.

Raven: look I figured how you would react so yeah.

Ruby: ok Ozpin how is my uncle Qrow my dad?

Ozpin: your dad swimmers couldn't swim.

You: jaune can you pass the ketchup.

Jaune looked angry but I already got it.

Nora: why did you leave me dad.

Thor: I'm a god of thunder as your uncle a trickster but this is very awkward.

Nora: yep