Sit down children

Alice In Wonderland

     Sit down children let me tell you a story, the real story of Alice In Wonderland...

     Once upon a time there was a little slut. That's Alice, what a bitch! See before she came to my castle I had a good thing going with the mad hatter. What a handsome man, he'd come to my castle looking for a place to sleep and relax. I offered him shelter and he eventually started to take my fancy. Not before long he would get passed the plenty of guards and come to my door offering to take a walk with me through the courtyard, laugh and kiss. It was everything a queen could want. He was my man, maybe even my husband, eventually. That all changed when she got here.

     When she came through that rabbit hole it was like a bullet struck and broke my heart. I started to see hatter less and less. He would come everyday, then every other day, then once a week. Eventually he stopped coming. Then one of my meek mouse servants came to me, all tired and out of breath. He carried with him a letter all the way from HatsVille. The place of hatters such as the mad one I loved. I was ecstatic, finally he was going to write me apologizing for not coming to me. But no, in the letter he wrote that we were drifting and that he couldn't see us together anymore. He wrote that he couldn't see our future. I was so enraged, well I might have ordered one of my main military guards to burn HatsVille. He was so loyal, I chose him as my king, to hopefully fill the cracks in my heart that the hatter had made.

     Then the evil girl who stole my hatter came to the palace to confront me. I screamed her "how dare you come into my castle, start a war, steal my hatter!" It was only a second later I realized I shouldn't have said that. She smirked at me pulling her hair to a shoulder showing the gruesome split ends and said "well he probably liked a lady who treated him like a man more than a whiny bitch who doesn't know when to shut up."

     Now I know the legends and stories say different but my guards were excellent, they grabbed her by the arms and carried her along with hatter and the fat twins out to the courtyard. There the guards pulled the hatter to a guillotine, which is a decapitator. Then they put his head in it and my king handed me the rope to end him. I won't lie, I hesitated because I still love him still but he hurt me. Suddenly one of the guards was yelping in pain, he let go of Alice and grabbed his behind where the servant mouse had bit him. BETRAYAL! Alice ran over to the guillotine to help hatter and I pulled the rope.

     I guess you can say I got to birds with one stone. Except I only cut off hatters head, I may have cut Alice exactly in half. But I didn't get a chance to look because my king brought hatters head out of the basket placed for the severed head and chucked it at me, knocking me out and killing me. In the stories my king didn't do that, no one knew had heard of me and hatter together. But when a little mouse is the only one to tell a story, well the facts get severed just as much as hatter.

Hoped you liked the first of my twisted fairytales. I wanted to try telling a story from a different perspective. Please rate and tell me what you liked and didn't like. It means the world to me to hear what you want and how my content is! Bye

-Lily, Shadowhunterteen