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Hey were you born on a highway?

Cuz thats where accidents happen

Hey Hey Hey Hey

Hey are you a math textbook?

Cuz you have some serious problems

Hey Hey Hey Hey

Hey can i see your birth certificate?

Oh i forgot you dont have one

Hey Hey Hey Hey

Hey want to hear a joke?

Oh wait theres one in front of me

Hey Hey Hey Hey

Hey you want to die?

Oh wait you cant die if you already dont have a life

Hey Hey Hey Hey

( this one is for if they roast you back )

*Friend roast you*

Like you

Hey Hey Hey Hey

K im done

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⏰ Last updated: May 20, 2018 ⏰

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