MaBill - Oneshots!

DARE OR DIE!!!!

A/N: I am making this with no clue how this is going to turn out nor end. Enjoy!!! 

BILL'S P.O.V

"DARE OR DIEEEEEE!!!!" A way too hyper 16 year old Shooting Star squealed into my ear. She then  gave me a sweet and innocent smile while I just stared at her in disbelief, my right ear probably deaf.

"Ummm, where did the die part come from?"

"Oh, well, I just thought it would lead you to choose dare, that is you don't have any other options, now do you?" She smirked devilishly at me.

I sigh and say,"Alrighty then, dare."

"Oooooo great!" Shooting Star jumped up and down for a second before continuing with the dare," I dare you too...." 

She grabbed my arm, pulling me forward, so that my ear was a few inches from her face, and she whispered," To ........." 

My calm face turned into one of embarrassment and disbelief. No....I'm the great and all powerful demon Bill Cipher! I don't have to do this even if it is a dare! 

I go back a bit, so I can see her full face and say in annoyance,"What kind of dare is that?!" 

She smiles again and says,"It's a dare, and you don't want to get on my bad side!" 

Again, I sigh in defeat and reply with a 'fine', and off I went to finish the dare.

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"Is it recording?" Dippers voice was heard, and I could tell he was stifling a laugh.

"Yeah, yeah! Now let's start..." Mabel replied with a giggle.

I look around me, and I am very annoyed to see that almost everyone in Gravity Falls gathered at the front of the Mystery Shack just to see me do this. Like come on! I know I started Weirdmaggedon, and maybe one day I'll finish it, but it is unacceptable to go through with this embarrassment! 

"Go ahead kid, the stage is all yours!" Sixer's brother shouted from within the crowd, my face turning into a complete scowl once I heard the cheers from the crowd. I look back at Shooting Star and see her laughing already, but I do admit, it's adorable when she laughs, like all my worries and dark times just melt away.... 

I shuffle into position, trying my best to look confident in this lamb outfit, the floppy ears really getting on my nerves, and start the dance....

Well... who wants a lamby, lamby, lamby?
I do! I do! 

Ugh! I don't think my voice is designed to go this high!

So, go up and greet your mammy, mammy, mammy
Hi there! Hi there!

I must look so stupid in this, curse Pinetree for making his sister do his evil bidding!

So march, march, march around the daisies,
Don't, don't, don't you forget about the ba-by!I look around me only to be greeted with the loud obnoxious laughter I was begging NOT to hear. Quickly, I teleport somewhere into the forest and I brought Shooting Star with me too.

"Why did you listen to Pinetree?!" I yell, and Shooting Star lets out a chuckle.

"You know Bill, I was actually thinking that, if I put you in great embarrassment, I can make it up to you with a kiss?" She smirked at me and leaned in to give me a peck on the lips, though it did linger a bit. My scowl turned into one of pleasure and the last few seconds of the kiss were complete bliss.

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We arrived back in the Mystery Shack and a worried Pinetree stood by the door.

"Mabel! I'm so happy he didn't kill you!" He quickly rushed over and gave her a hug," I didn't think that doing the lamby lamby dance is worth killing anyone, though, I do admit, being the victim of the dance does suffer sever humiliation." 

Shooting Star smiled and said," You know what would make this day even better, if you both do it together!"

Oh gosh no!