Warning this chapter has some jokes related to Christianity so if you get easily offended by stuff like that skip from the ♡ to the ◇
"Yoongi you're my best friend," I say as Yoongi and I lay on the grass during recess.
"You're my best friend too Jimin," Yoongi replies.
"Yay! I finally have a best friend," I say and giggle as I tackle Yoongi to the ground.
"You're mean," Yoongi says and weakly tries to push me off.
"And you're lazy," I reply.
"Hey you may be stronger than me but I'm still older so you have to respect me," Yoongi says and I frown.
"I forgot about that," I say and allow Yoongi to push me back onto the ground.
"I'll let you off the hook this time but only because you're my best friend," Yoongi says and we both laugh as we lay under a tree that would soon become incredibly important to us.
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"I wish I could go back to when life was that simple," I say.
"Don't we all," Yoongi replies.
"True that," I respond.
"Jimin, look over there!" Yoongi says and points to a mommy deer followed by a baby deer.
"Look at that baby deer, it looks like it doesn't have a care in the world," I say and Yoongi looks at me with a large smirk.
"And neither should we," Yoongi says and stands up. I follow his lead as we make our way down the slightly steep hill.
"Where are we going?" I ask.
"You'll see," Yoongi replies and we climb back into his car. The drive is silent and soon we park at a church that seems to be abandoned.
"What are we doing here?" I ask.
"Spending the night," Yoongi says and smriks.
"I get the feeling that you've done this before," I say and Yoongi nods.
"I've gotten high in this church multiple times," Yoongi replies and pops the trunk. We both climb out of the car and Yoongi grabs a blanket and two pillows from the back. We walk up to the door and Yoongi uses his shoulder to force it open.
"Woah it's actually pretty clean in here," I observe as we walk through the small room.
"Just wait till you see the bedroom," Yoongi says and grabs my hand. He leads me to a small door and he pushes it open. The room consists of a small bed and a couch.
"Voila," Yoongi says and jumps onto the bed.
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"I wonder how many underage kids the pastor fucked on this bed," I say but jump onto the bed next to Yoongi.
"Prolly a lot," Yoongi replies and pulls the blanket over us.
"Are we gonna get high or not?" I ask and Yoongi laughs.
"Of course we are," He replies and climbs off of the bed and walks over to his bag. He grabs a bible and a small box that I assume he keeps his weed in and he brings it over to the bed. He immediately turns to Leviticus 18 and rips out the page it's on before opening the box and grabbing out a bit of weed and folding the bible page before rolling it tightly and grabbing a lighter out of his pocket. He happily lights the joint up and takes a hit. After he exhales he hands it to me and I follow his actions.
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"I've never gotten high with someone before so this is strange," Yoongi says.
"Really? I only get high with people," I reply and Yoongi smiles.
"Cute," Yoongi says.
"Shut up," I say slowly.
"Damn you're already gone," Yoongi says and takes the joint from my hand and finishes it off.
"You suck," I remark loudly.
"Yes I do," Yoongi says and leans closer to me. I quickly push him away and lay down.
"You're also a hoe," I say and cuddle into the blanket.
"Whatever you say," Yoongi says and lays down next to me.
"I'm hungry," I say with a pout.
"I gotcha," Yoongi says and walks over to his bag and pulls out a bag of KitKats.
"Fuck yes!" I yell and dash over to Yoongi and grab the bag of candy. I immediatly grab 5 of them and hop back onto the bed and start to eat them.
"Save some for me will ya," Yoongi complains and carries the bag of candy onto the bed. We continue to shove KitKats down our throats and I put on my 'for when I'm high' playlist.
"Okay you listen to some good ass music," Yoongi says and I giggle.
"I'm very proud of my music taste," I respond and throw my candy wrappers on the dirty floor.
"That's disrespecting church property," Yoongi says in a fake deep voice.
"I'm so sorry sir," I respond in a very high voice.
"You'll have to pay for what you've done," Yoongi replies and I giggle.
"That sounds like something someone on Fifty Shades of Gray would say," I say in between giggles.
"It's a good movie," Yoongi replies and shrugs.
"I've never seen it," I say and open another KitKat.
"We have to watch it sometime," Yoongi suggests and I nod.
"I'm tired," I say and yawn.
"Alright let me pack everything up and then we'll go to sleep," Yoongi says and climbs off of the bed to clean up. While Yoongi's cleaning up I climb off of the bed and strip off my pants and shirt before climbing back onto the bed. After Yoongi finished cleaning up he turned of the light and climbs back onto the bed next to me. After Yoongi is comfortable I pull the blanket over both of us. I immediatly curl up into a small ball and Yoongi curls up behind me with his arm wrapped lightly around my waist.
"Your skin is warm," Yoongi says quietly.
"Thanks..." I reply awkwardly.
"That was weird I'm sorry," Yoongi says and I giggle.
"It's all good," I reply and Yoongi tightens his grip on my waist as he scoots closer to me.
"Goodnight Jimin," Yoongi whispers.
"Goodnight Yoongi," I reply and close my eyes before drifting off into a peaceful sleep.
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