(dirty) pickup lines

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Connor: That dress is very becoming on you but if i were on you i would be

cuming to

Ricky: My dick just died can i bury it in your ass?

Sam: Do you know how to sew? cause imma tear dat ass up

Jc: Do you like tape and cds? cause imma tape dis dick to your forehead so u

can cds cuts

Trevor: Hey im gonna flip this coin whatever it lands on i get

Kian: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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