Blue Eyes Of Metal (TF 2 Optimus X OC

Transformers 2 Ch. 9

Dani's Pov:

We were finally at the muesuem. We were thinking of a plan to get in the place since its almost closed. I saw Simmons take his pants off. He was wearing Thong. What the fuck. I looked away shaking my head.
Sims: Watches synchronized, sharp mind and empty bladder. You get caught, demand an attorney and don't ever say my name. Okay, take one of these pills. Slip it under your tongue. Its the high concentrate they put in Oreo cookies. Now, lets get this show on the road.
He took out a taser gun. Hell  yeah thats what I'm talkkng about Simmons. Bumblebee transform human.
Me: Bee what are you doing?
Bee: I'm jonning this too for protection
Sam: Yeah let the bee boy jump in this.
I shook my head and smiled.

It was Bee, Leo and me. Leo was distracting the guards with his pants down. He needed more toliet paper. That was the plan. Bee was giggling.
Leo: Listen, man, I understand that, but as you can see, this is important. All right Thumper dumper. I got to go. All right.
Bee and I took out some guards with tase guns. It was awesome. Suddenly I heard Leo scream or yell. I went in the boys bathroom with bee. I saw Leo on the ground with a guard right beside him. He was tased.
Me: Leo, you asswhole.
Bee: Dude what happen? Haha
Leo: Shutup ok. How many times can you get tased in the nuts before you can't have kids?
Bee: Dude, I'm sorry, but you are a asswhole for getting your balls tased.
I went over to him and shook my head. He tried to get up. Without me paying attention.
Bee: Dani, Watch out!!
I went to look at bee, but i got tased be leo. He tased my stomach. And I fell to the ground. You fucking dick ass sniggity whore. He is a assshole. Why did we bring him with us in the first place. Bee picked me up bridal style. All of sudden i hear the doors open. Bee turned around we all saw Simmons.
Sims: What is going on here?!
Me: Well... lets see... the asswhole on the ground tased himself by the cop and then tried to get up and accidently tased me.
Simmons shook his head. He grabbed Leo dragging him across the floor with bee still holding me.
Sims: You are an amateur, man, a rank amateur.
After all that happen I was okay and could walk. But i still sat to the ground. Mikaela and Sam even Simmons and Wheelie were looking for the robot. They found it, which it was this huge plane. They put the all piece with it. To work.

Simmons Pov:

It finally woke up. Sam and Mikaela went to see the symbol.
Mikaela: Shit. Its a decepticon!
Me: Decepticon?
Dani: Decepticon!!
Me: Behind the MiG now!
We ran behind a plane. I told Bumblebee to keep his guard because he was this close to have a fight.

The airplane looked really grumpy and old. He had a cane in his hand.
Plane: Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire! Prepare for remote systems override!
Wheelie: I tell you, this guy did not age well.
Mikaela: I don't think he's gonna hurt us.
He opened these doors. We were trying to make him stop, but he still kept walking and ignored us.

Sam's Pov:

This old man decepticon plane was pissy than ever. Way pissy than Dani. We ran to him.
Me: Look, we just want to talk! Jet: I have no time to talk. I'm on a mission. I'm a mercenary doom-bringer. What planet am I on?
Dani: Earth!
Jet: Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it " Dirt". "Planet Dirt". Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? Who's winning?
Sam: The Decepticons.
He spit to the ground and groan.
Jet: Well, I change sides to the Autobots.
Dani: Wait! You can change sides how?
Jet: It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity. Who wants to live a life filled with hate?
Wheelie: You mean you don't have to work for those miserable, freaking Decepticons?

Dani's Pov:

I did not know that. I have been with Optimus for 2 years and asked him many questions. How come I never thought of this. I guess so many people are hating the Decepticons. Pretty soon Megatron will be full with haters.
Jet: If the Decepticons have  their way, they'd destory the whole universe.
Wheelie went to the ground by Mikaela. He was like begging like she is a queen.
Wheel: I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides, too, warrior goddess. Who's your little Autobot.
I looked at Sam who was giving Mikaela the forget me face. Wheelie was humping her leg. What the hell. Thats just messed up.
Mikaela: Your cute.
Wheelie: Names wheelie. Yeah same my name, say my name.
He was making all moans and grunting noises. Leo and Simmons are like the hell does this girl want the D.
Sam: What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now?
Mikaela: At least he's faithful, Sam
Me: Ew what the hell Wheelie.
Wheel: Its okay dear, You'll be next.
Me: And I'll kick your ass if you hump my leg.
Sam: Yeah, well he's faithful and he's nude and he's perverted. Can you just... Can you stop?
He pushed Wheelie off her. Well... he was having fun fucking. Suddenly we were continuing the talk with Jetfire. He was pissed because we totally forgot about him. He  fell down because he farted and crashed down. Sam showed him the symbols in the grass. Then we talked about a guy called the Fallen. Jetfire transported us to a place.