Soda vs Pop

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Iowa (IA): Hold on... you guys actually say 'Soda', and it's NOT just to annoy me?

New Jersey (NJ): Yeah? What else would we say?

IA: YOU SAY POP! I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S POP!

Arizona (AZ): This isn't the 1940's wtf!?

North Carolina (NC): This is America and we say Soda here.

Louisiana (LA): *Quietly* or Coke.

New York (NY): 'Merica.

IA: I AM AMERICAN YOU DUMMKOPFS! WE SAY POP IN IOWA, SO STOP IT! GET SOME HELP!

California (CA): GO BACK TO CANADA, IOWA!

IA: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

Northeastern states (+CA, AZ, NV, MO, WI, and FL): *yelling* IT DOES IN AMERICA!

IA: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DONE WITH THIS FAMILY! *Storms out the front door*

America (USA) ...

USA: Why?!

USA: WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS!?

*~*Agent A.J. Signing out!*~*

I may be Iowan, but my new catchphrase is now: 'GO BACK TO CANADA IOWA!' It may be against me and my people, but it made me and my friends laugh, so I'm quoting it at random times now.

I got this from a Tumblr post that I found on Amino (my Username on that is AgentAJisobssesed btw!)

Hope you enjoyed!

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