Omg you're straight! Wow, like how does that even work??! How do you have sex? Omfg when did you know that you're straight? Haven't you tried being gay? Maybe you just haven't met the right person yet....
But wow you are straight!
HEY EVERYONE THIS IS MY STRAIGHT FRIEND.@ItsAlexJackson on Twitter
In Italian:
Oddio sei etero! Wow, ma come funziona??!Come fai sesso? O mio Dio quando hai saputo di essere etero ? Non hai provato a essere gay? Forse non hai ancora trovato la persona giusta... ma wow sei etero!
HEY RAGA QUESTO È IL MIO AMICO ETERO!