May 8, 2018

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Dear diary,

I went to McDonald's again. Ever since I've quit my job, I've eaten more and more and worked out more and more. Im not depressed at least i don't think?

So i was talking with a friend of mine about how i just don't get turned on by girls i find. He said that its either 3 things.

1. I am gay.
2. Im turning old and so i cant get horny much.
Or 3.

I miss my ex wife.

First of all, i am not gay, i like my thick bitches with titties and ass.

Second of all, I AM 35 YEARS OLD i am not that fucking old!!

And lastly,

I have nothing to say about this one.
Maybe i do miss my wife.
I'll have to find out.

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