I sat at in my apartment on my couch watching this crazy story on the news.
"Man Murdered by Girlfriend in Self Defense from Domestic Abuse"
A picture of the boyfriend 'Shawn Carter' flashed on the screen.
Lord that man is some kind of ugly. But it's not my place to talk about the dead. Even though he truly got what he deserved. Then a picture of the girlfriend 'Beyoncé Knowles' came across the screen. She's currently being released from the hospital because she only had a black eye.
This story was too crazy for me. I turned my tv off and went to my kitchen to grab a water and went to my room. As soon as I laid down my friend Rihanna called me.
"Hey forehead!!" I laughed
"Don't start with me Nick"
"What you call me for Rih I was about to take a nap"
"Oh ! Bitch I wanted to see if you down for the club tonight. I found a good LGBT club called skittles and I want you to go with me and also to meet my best friends"
I thought for a moment "sure Rih I'll go. What time ?"
"Ummm I pick you up at 9. Wear something sexy too!"
"Ok hoe I'll see you soon then"
I hung up the phone and looked at the time. It's already 7. I guess a nap ain't happening today. I stood back up and went to my closet looking for something to wear. After 30 minutes I finally found something. I swear it shouldn't take anyone that long to find clothes to wear.
After laying my clothes out, I went to shower. I turned on the water making sure it was piping hot then I stepped in. I grabbed my rag and my bath and body works body wash and began to clean myself.
Afterwards I got out the shower applying lotion to my skin and started to get dressed. When I was done I looked in the mirror, and I look good as shit!
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I looked at the time and it's now 8:45. I guess I'll just wait for Rih to come so we can party !
Bey POV
I'm finally home from the hospital and I'm currently on my way to this new LGBT club with my besties. I'm finally single and I'm ready to mingle. After the whole Shawn fiasco, I decided to become a full on lesbian. I refuse to be with another man again.
I heard a horn honk outside telling me that Rihanna and Kelly was outside. I locked up my house and walked outside to Rih's Mercedes Benz. As soon as I got in the car these bitches started screaming.
"AHHH BITCH ITS LIT WE ALL FINNA GET SOME PUSSY TONIGHT!" Kelly yelled
"Kelly I thought you was straight". I said very confused
