Merida: "I think my mum sent me another one of her letters again"
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Dear only Merida,
I dare you to act drunk and gay. Also kiss someone on the butt. (No returns you have to do it for me, a 9 year old girl)
From frozenelsa223
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Merida: "Um... Ooook?" *goes and grabs a beer bottle and opens it, walks out and walks up to Rapunzel* "Duuuuude. I like your hair... So how ya doing babe?"
Rapunzel: "Um... EUGENE!!!!!!"
*runs to Eugene*
Eugene: "One sec I need to go to the bathroom"
*walks in but Merida walks in unnoticeable and runs in the closet*
Eugene: "Is anybody in here?"
*pulls down is pants*
Merida: "It's time!"
*pops out of the closet and kissed Eugene's butt, and runs back outside*
Merida: "Phew"
