There once was a girl named Mel, she lived in a small town near a place called Bitchfield. She was extremely hyper. She was terrible at sports but she still enjoyed playing.
One day she was at home back from a long boring day at school. She was talking to her frienimy, Amiee on skype. They talked and talked until Mel got bored, so... She made a group call with her other friend, Macey. Mel and Amiee started being annoying to Macey. After a while Mel said "I'm Dr.Alfie and you have crabs, crabs are thingy's that grow in your head and slowly go down to your butt and make it itch like bloody murder" and that's when it all started.
The next day Dr.Alfie woke up and went to stupid school. Dr.Alfie told everyone to call her that.
I can't be stuffed to right anymore. ~Dr.Alfie
THE END
