Characters:
Meh
Princess
Mighty Eagle
Barry B Benson
Vanessa
Shrek
Fiona
Donkey
Princess
Boss Baby
Red
Tim
Tony the Tiger
ebony dark'ness dementia raven way
It was a lonely day in Shrek's swamp. There was nothing any of the inhabitants could do - especially Shrek and Fiona, the recently married couple. Fiona was still getting accustomed to the ways of the swamp (she'd been there for approximately 5 months but still kept getting lost) and so, Shrek decided to throw his wife a party. Why? So he could invite all the people he knew, and Fiona could get to know more people that lived near the swamp.
In just a few hours, everyone was starting to gather about. Shrek had made sure to provide food and drinks (that no one would eat apart from his and Fiona) and he'd provided the music too (he invited some weird band of birds that made music from... was that peeing? Damn it, the Eagle was peeing.) Shrek had thought that this was an esteemed band of musicians, seeing that one of their members was called The Mighty Eagle, but apparently not. Their music consisted of peeing.
Slowly but surely, all the guests started to trickle in. To Shrek's horror, Barry and Vanessa were also there. How had they gotten invited? Shrek made sure to keep those hoes off his list, especially after what Barry did to both him and Vanessa. Basically, to sum it up, Barry had cheated on Vanessa with Shrek, but then had cheated on Shrek with Fiona. It was a whole mess, but Fiona didn't even realize Barry was with her until the very last moment when... uh...
Anyway! Once all the guests were here, Shrek finally decided to start the party. It was too late to change the musicians, so he was stuck with the peeing Eagle, the Angry red bird, and the other two irrelevant birds. However, a baby soon entered, dressed in a tux, and marched straight up to Shrek.
"Excuse me, I can find us a better band of musicians you incompetent ogre," the Baby said. Shrek glared and slapped the baby out of the swamp and back into the Baby Business place in heaven. Which basically means that he killed the Boss Baby.
Boss Baby's brother, Tim, became clinically depressed and wandered off around the swamp. His brown-ish chocolate poop orbs looked around, and soon settled on a gorgeous Princess. She held another yellow sphere with limbs' hands, and Tim's orbs ™ saddened. He looked into the Princess's ocean, blue green, sapphire that turned grey when Jupiter lined up with the seven moons orbs and sighed. He just wanted her love, but she was with the yellow sphere (whose name was Meh.) Tim walked off, a depressed look on his sad face, and bumped into an ebony-haired girl. She had purple and red stripes in her hair with a black dress on, a purple sash tied around her waist that was adorned with black diamonds. Her gloves stretched over her wrists, the fishnets intertwining in a beautiful and unique cross. Tim was in love - but once again, he struck short as she was holding some pale blonde dude's hand. Now he was really depressed. He saw no will to love anymore so he went over to the Might Eagle and had it pee on him to wash away his sins. He sighed in content.
Meanwhile, Shrek, Vanessa, Fiona, and Barry were in a huge fight. Shrek was pissed (haha Mighty Eagle piss) because Barry had crawled up Fiona's ass and nutted there. Everyone was fighting and Barry got so worked up he stabbed someone with his butt horn... and then died. Vanessa, in true Romeo and Juliet fashion, took out his horn and stabbed herself with it too, dying. Everyone started to scream!
And then, somehow, The Mighty Eagle pissed over everyone and it turned into a pissing party. Right after that, everyone started fucking.
The Mother fucking end bitch
