Time for embarrassment

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Me: GUYS GUYS WE GOT OUR FIRST DARE! DARES TECHNICALLY(falls down the stairs)

Bill: Jesus calm the heck down yeesh

Me: owww and sorry so the first dare is from @LittleLemonny "I dare Dipper and Will to wear booty skirts and be shirtless and dance to thong in front of Bill and Rev.Dipper" HAHA some nice embarrassment!

Dip: seriously Adriana omfg

Will: s-seriously do we h-have to do this

Me: yes and I'm very excited to see how this goes!
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-Dip and Will start dancing really stupidly-

Me: what the frick! I thought you guys could dance -facepalms-

-Rev.Dip and Bill are smiling-

-Dip and Will are blushing and they fall-

Me and Bill: HAHAHAHAHAHA

-Rev.Dip rushes over to Will to help him up-

Rev.Dip: OMG blueberry are you ok!?

Will: -crying- y-yes

-Rev.Dip hugs Will and glares at me and Bill-

Me: welp guess it's time to start running -runs out the shack-

Rev.Dip: ADRIANA GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN KILL YOU

Me: NUUUUUUUUU I DONT EVEN HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET!

Rev.Dip: THE WAY YOUR GOING YOUR NOT GOING TO LIVE TO GET ONE

Will: Dipper s-stop!

Rev.Dip: WILL! I'm so sorry they laughed at you and I got so mad!

Will: it's it's o-ok

Me let's get the next dare!!!
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Me: so the next dare is also from @LittleLemonny (all are from him:) so he says: "I dare Mabel to put Dipper in a puffed Victorian dress and have him sing congratulations from Hamilton" tbh I feel a bit bad for you Dip your getting a lot of bad stuff-tries not to laugh-

Mabel:YES

Dipper:NOOO WHY

Me: Sorry Dip.. but Mabel get this boi in a dress

Dip: I hate you

Me: I know •_•

-Mabel drags Dip off-

Everyone left in the room: BAHAHAHA

Dip: SHUT UP

-Dip comes down stairs-

Everyone- OMG LOLOLOLOLOL

Dip: Let's get this over with already

~~~play music now~~~

"Angelica..

Alexander..
Congratulations;
You've invented a new kind of stupid
A damage you can never undo
Kind of stupid
An open all the cages in the zoo
Kind of stupid
Clearly, you didn't think this through
Kind of stupid

Let's review

You took a rumor a few
Maybe two people knew
And refuted by sharing an affair
Of which no one had accused you
I begged you to take a break
You refused to

So scared of what your enemies will do to you
But you're the only enemy you ever seem to loose to!
You know, Jefferson can do what he wants
He doesn't dignify schoolyard taunts with a response!
So yea, congratulations!

Angelica..

You've redefined your legacy, congratulations!

It was an act of political sacrifice!

..sacrifice?

I languished in a loveless marriage in London
I lived only to read your letters
I look at us and think,
'God, what have we done with our lives, and what did it get us?'

That doesn't wipe the tears or years away
But I'm back in the city
And I'm here to stay

You know what I'm here to do?

Angelica..

I'm not here for you..

I know my sister like I know my own mind
You'll never find someone as trusting or as kind
And a million years ago
She said,
'This one's mine,'
So I,
Stood by..

Do you know why?!

I love my sister more than anything in this life!
I would choose her happiness over mine
Every time
Eliza!
Is the best thing in our lives
And never loose the sight of the fact
That you have been blessed with the best wife!

Congratulations
For the rest of your life!
Every sacrifice is for my sister
Give her the best life!

Congratulations"
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Dip: BILL WERE YOU RECORDING THIS?!?!

Bill: uhhhh noooo -teleports away-

Dip: welp there goes my social life

Me: Dipper don't get too hard on yourself it's not like you had a social life anyways:)

Dip: I would curse you out right now but my voice hurts sooo bye

Me:BYEEEEE
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Me: kayyyy so the last date is also from @LittleLemonny he says: "I dare everyone to watch Pshattuck Gravity Falls Vids"

Bill: uhhh Pinetree did you actually put my fur coat in the dryer?!

Dip: uhhhhhh I don't know what your talking about

-Bill runs to dryer-

Bill:PINETREEEEE

Dip:I'm gonna run now

Me:bet it's times like these you wish you had powers..

Welp R.I.P. my phone won't let me put any like bold italics or underline anything.:(
I am REALLY REALLY sorry for taking FOREVER to update and would like to thank you all for being patient bc without y'all or Gravity Falls I wouldn't be inspired I also thank @LittleLemonny for all those dares! Sorry I couldn't do the first one I kind of want it to be kind of G rated but not fully:) thank y'all a lot!!
Plz tell me if I made any spelling mistakes:)

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