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Alex Is Preggers???

A Lil warning, der will be some *cough* Jokes that some peepz might think is uncomfortable 

You have been warned :>

Alex, Cait, Oreo, And Yuki went onto the bus to head home. As usual they saw a used tampon on the bus. 

Alex was scrolling through her phone, Oreo was just being... Well, Oreo, and Cait was trying to get Yuki to stop flirting with the Emo guy

"WHO TF TOLD THE TEACHER I SNATCHED (Enter name here)'s PHONE"

Said one of the bish. Though when she walked toward the Gucci gang, she slipped on the used tampon

"OOF" Yuki Yelled in response to the basic bish

Then the basic bish stood back up right when the bus stopped at their stop, so they all ran out of le bus

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Alex was looking for her dorm room,

"Was it Room 103, or 104...?" Alex thought to herself

She just took a random guess and walked into Room 103 (But she is stupid and actually her real room number is room 104.)

She was so tired and just layed in her bed (Actually "a bed" but she doesn't know that because she is STUPPPPIDDDD)

But then, all of the sudden.... A super hot guy walks in!

He saw sexxxyyyyy Alex sitting in the bed, and then said

"Hey beautiful, waht chu doing in my bed. I pee there"

Then Alex looked back at him like those very sexy shampoo comericials

(Alex I know your darker than a box of chocolates, but I was too far into photo-shopping this shet)

Then they started ripping each others clothes- I mean eyebrows off, as well as doing that Tongue  to Tongue acTIon

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The next day at school, everyone was fighting. Alex looked around, teachers were trying to calm them down but there were water bottles and books flying all around the place. 

Alex walked to Yuki and asked:

"Yuki what is going on?..."

Yuki turned around holding a suspicious looking megaphone

"OH, We are fighting on weather or not you got pregnant with that guy." Yuki responded

Alex blushed, sexuallyyy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

How could anybody know that Alex thought

"Yeah... I live streamed you guys making out!" Yuki added

Alex felt like she was gonna faint, out of all the things Yuki has done: She chose to live stream me frucking this one guy who wass soo hot

"WELL CONDOMS DON'T ALWAYS WORK" Yelled one person from the other side of the hall, who got hit by a shoe soon after

Yuki yelled into the megaphone "THEN EXPLAIN THIS POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST THAT I SAW ALEX STICK UP HER VEGAANNNNNNNEEE

Moral of the Story:

Lower Your Expectations