Kuroko no Drabbles

GoM's Reaction To: Picking up the wrong suitcase at the airport

Things you'll need to know/Have to get by this chapter:
Have: An expandable sense of humor...Umm, forgiveness for laziness XD
Know: The suitcase won't be any type of suitcase, it'll contain evidence of a crime (Got the idea from: http://www.creative-writing-now.com ) I'll probably end up rewriting it soon. There's probably OOC here, gomen TT.TT

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Kuroko Tetsuya: 

White powder and a gun were the first things Kuroko laid eyes on as he opened the bag. Of course his novel loving self immediately understood what this meant. 'I've taken a criminal's bag...' he heaves a soft sigh, not losing his composure.

This was one of the times--aside from basketball--where his ability came in handy. He quickly went over to the baggage claim area and exchanged the bag for another he knew was his without a soul knowing.(Kagami: "Oi, teme...That's unfair!")

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Kise Ryouta:

"S-S-S-SENPAI!! IT'S A HEAD SENPAI! IT'S A HEAD! A HEAD...A head..."  Kise cried out to Kasamatsu who was too busy ignoring him, thinking it's his usual antics.(Izuki: Your senpai is quite ahead of you...) 

"Kise," Kasamatsu hissed, his hand clenched into a fist. "Brace yourself."

"I'm seriou--" Before he could continue his sentence, a punch connected to his cheek causing him to fall over and knock the contents of the bag. The head rolled out like there was no tomorrow, making them, and their surroundings, stare at the foreign object in shock.

"Kise," Kasamatsu called out, a shadow covering his eyes. "That's a toy, right? You haven't touched it, right?"

Much to his senior's dismay, Kise shook his head to both remarks.

"Get up. On the count of three, you sprint out there like there's no tomorrow, ya' got that?"

"Eh, but senpai!"

"One."

"W-Wait, senpai!"

"Two."

"I got it, I got it!"

"Three!"

"Oi, you two!!"

Well, let's just say it didn't turn out to be a pleasant night for the both of them...

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Midorima Shintarou:

Cancers ranked last today

That sentence was more than enough to put Shuutoku's shooting guard on alert. Midorima made sure to have all the items that fit today's lucky item description with him at all times. It wouldn't have been much of a surprise to him if he didn't make it back home safely and yet he did.

'Today's challenge lies ahead!' He wasn't entirely wrong; when he slid on his bagpack, it felt incredibly light that he couldn't help but check the contents and, instead of his lucky items, he found small bags of white powder.

His brows furrowed together at the foreign objects. Midorima took one out and stared at it, unbeknowest to him that near-by security had kept their eyes on him since the moment he did so. 

"Freeze!!" 

Midorima perked up at being surrounded by shorter, much shorter, men in uniforms. He stared down at them in confusion.

"It can't be helped." The person who seemed to be the leader of the group grit his teeth. "Jump!!"

"Huh?" He blinked in surprise and was seconds to late to react. The security guards had all ganged up and jumped on him, holding him down. Midorima squinted his eyes, unable to see since the sudden impact had knocked off his glasses."O-Oi, what's this about?!" 

"Hmm," One of the men ducked down and started to inspect Midorima while taking pictures. "The face of a criminal indeed!"

*The next day*

'BREAKING HEADLINES: Highschool student caught with drugs!!'

Kise: "Mm, isn't that Midorimacchi?! Whoa! He's famous!"

Moriyama: "I think you've gotten the definition of famous wrong, Kise...."

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Aomine Daiki:

After arriving safely back to Japan, Aomine was quite impatient at getting home and quickly grabbed whatever bag was similar to his. Of course he who was nicknamed ‘Ahomine’ would, sooner or later, realize that the bag was not his.

'Geez, just when I thought I’d be in bed and sleeping soon…' Aomine clicked his tongue, and slid down the zipper of the bag, hoping whatever contents inside would lead to the original owner but what came next left him pale.

Inside the bag, however much he’d hoped it wasn’t, was a head. 'No, no way… tis’ some plastic toy… of course…' His shaking finger neared the head in an attempt to poke it before he immediately revoked his course of action. 'No no no, what if it’s real? The police will use my fingerprints like some criminal show…The best course of action right now would be—'

 —Aomine smiled, the last of his sanity leaving him. He closed the bag, stood up, and took gradual steps back before making a run for it with a cry for help stuck up his throat. (Momoi: "Whoa! Dai-chan actually used his head to analyze a situation!" -- Aomine: "Teme, you said something?!")

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Murasakibara: Slept through the flight and upon landing, totally forgot about his bag since he was too busy purchasing his favorite sweets which were not available aboard. Luckily, Himuro was there to remind him, but of course the only bag left was undoubtedly his.

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Akashi: "Hmph, there's no way I'd make such an error on my part."

You: "But, you have to...."

Akashi: *glares*

You: "I-I'll take the bag for you..." 

Akashi: "Very well." 

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Mhhhmmmm, I honestly don't know what I wrote above, forgive me, but if any of you enjoyed this somehow, then I'd be glad TT^TT Thanks for reading, don't forget to vote & comment! If you wish to that it. Until next time TT.TT