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Hello welcome to Sloth hotlines thank you for pressing 1 how may I help you on this Beautiful day?
Hey is this Jimin?
No sir this is suga From sloth hotlines would you like to talk about your day today and your name sir?
Oh I'm Jungkook
Hello jungkook I'm Suga like the rapper Agust D
REALLY YOUR AGUST D!
Yes why
(omg keep your calm his your Bias Rapper)
Oh just making sure this isn't a catfish call
Sir we are just here to help you if you would like to talk about anything or if I can comfort you
Oh well I would like to talk about my boyfriend cheating on me
(Oh shit his bisexual) oh what's been happening?
He comes home drunk and screams at me and he always brings this person over named namjoon known as his boyfriend?!?!
(Stays quiet)
ARE YA THERE?
Oh yes sir
Omg no one has ever called me sir
Oh is it a bad thing sir?
No babe
O-o-oh
You ok
Y-ye-yes
Well I have to go to dance practice bye
Thank you for pressing 1 call again at anytime!
Bye😁
