Chad's Proposal (abstinence PSA)

The 'coolest' kid in school

Allie awoke on a bright summer day, put on her hot pink backpack, and started walking to school. It was a normal day, really. Just books, homework, and CHAD. Everybody loved Chad! He had to be the coolest boy in schools. He had golden blonde hair that spiked up in front, piercing blue eyes, and a smile to kill a mighty dragon. Ally had a crush on him, much like every girl at school. There were always girls buzzing around him, and Chad seemed to love it. He treated them well enough. Allie, however, was too shy to approach him, so rather, she continued to study her Bible.

    After a while, Allie noticed that she had to go to the bathroom, so she excused herself from class. She padded down the tile hallway, and standing right next to the bathroom entrance, was Chad. Allie gulped and blushed, trying to make it past him, but he stepped in her way. His face was calm and cool, and his smirk made him look more hot than ever. "P-please let me through, I-I have to pee!" Allie finally gasped, trying to push past Chad, but he did not budge. Chad put his hand on Allie's cheek, making her blush more.

"You like me, don't you?" he asked, and Allie, unable to speak, eagerly nodded. "I like you too," Chad said seductively, pushing her gently into the bathroom and out of the hallway.

"What are you doing, this is the ladies room! You can't be in here," Allie started, before he stopped her. Chad rubbed his body against Allie's, and her heart leapt out of her chest.

    "I can show you what grown-ups do. I can show you something special," Chad started, licking his lips. "But first, you have to show me something special." Chad pulled off his red tee-shirt, and he began to slowly pull off Allie's long, green shirt.

    "Y-you mean sex?" Allie gasped. This was the first time anyone had ever done something like this to her! Chad nodded eagerly. She felt so eager, so ready. She could be special! She could be Chad's girl! She could feel him!

But in the back of her mind, she knew it was wrong. Allie pushed him off of her, and held her silver cross pendant in her palm. "No! Premarital sex is a sin!" Allie finally said, feeling god's warm approval in her heart when she said it.

    "If you don't do this, you won't ever be cool at all," Chad warned, his seductive expression turning sour. "I'll make sure that you're never cool. That everyone knows how boring and dull and awful you are. Nobody tells me 'no,'" Chad growled, stepping forwards. This scared Allie. She really, really wanted to be cool, like Chad, but maybe Chad wasn't so cool after all. After a few intense moments passed, Allie finally finished weighing her decision.

"Ephesians 5:3!" Allie yelled, pushing Chad away. Chad seemed confused, and was obviously not a child of god. "But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity, or of greed, because these are improper for God's holy people!" Allie recited perfectly, her heart pounding. She grasped the cross around her neck, and ran back to class.

Allie then told her pastor about what had happened, afraid that he would be mad at her for committing sin, but rather, he smiled gently at her. "Very good, Allie. Very good! You did not let in to peer pressure, and you followed god's word. Always remember, 'cool' kids aren't usually very cool, and never have premarital sex. Keep on track, and you'll go to Heaven," he told her.

"What about Chad? What will happen to him? I think he's had sex before," Allie shyly asked her pastor.

"Well, Allie, he is going to Hell, to burn with the devil. Premarital sex is the devil's game, after all," the pastor explained, and Allie smiled and nodded.

"Thank you, father! Now I know to stay abstinent!"