My name is Walmart. Let me tell you some things about myself. I'm not your average pretty kid like Gucci or your rich girl like Sephora. I'm just me. Casual oversized clothes, cheap wig, crappy makeup that probably contains lead. You know, that kind of girl. I don't mind at all. I do know what I bring joy to people. Old people that is. Poor people. I'm not the only one though. I have my friends, D.S (Dollar Store), Goodwill, 99¢. We all enjoy the same thing, helping bring joy to senior folks and broke teenagers. But sometimes, I look across the store, and see the popular kids. The snobby, popular kids. Gucci, Sephora, Victoria. The popular ones. But one of the group members stick out. Target. He is relatively nice, might i say handsome. And he has a girlfriend. A cling-on. Starbucks. His hot girlfriend Starbucks. Yet, there is something different about Target though, but I can't put my finger on it...
