Dippers 18 in this book and bills a human lel!!
Dippers pov
"Hello old friend or should I say enemy!" Dipper says talking to bills stone figure "hmm..." He looked at bills hand "I'm bored" he thought of shaking his hand but uhh never mind he's going to do it it's been 5 years since weirdmagedon happened and he still has night mare bout it Mabel says he's a big baby and his parents don't want to hear about it so he keeps saying it isn't real and then he said "hey bill,wanna make a deal?" No response but he put his hand in his and there hands lit up blue and he said "What the actual HeCC!"
Oh no..he heard bills laugh and he ran ran deep into woods and then he realized...he was lost..
*CRACK*
..?..what..who goes here! *I start to feel a chill down my spine I turn around but nobody's there so I kept walking*
Bill pov
*Thinking* uhhh almost got caught that time!
*Sneaks behind Dipper and cracks a branch so he turns around*
*CRACK*
"W-who goes there?" *Dipper turns around to face bill*
"AH BILL!"
"PINETREE!"
*Dipper slaps bill*
"You scared me!"
"Yeesh that hurt.."
"..."
No one's pov
Dipper stared at bill for a second while bill was looking the other way
Bill hugged Dipper and Dipper was trying to breath bill let go realizing that it would probably kill him if he couldn't breathe.Bill stared at Dipper while he was trying to breath and Dipper saw him and he kinda blushed Dipper thought he was straight since he liked Wendy but he didn't really love her and he kinda liked the way guys do stuff and there cute when there jealous and adorable when there drunk. But Dipper didn't realize that he like liked guys and didn't think that if he did that he would fall for this most charming guy...in other words bill and bill was reading dippers mind the whole time then he spoke..
"Ya like me huh pinetree~"
"What...no!!" Dipper screamed and his face was as red as a tomato
"Aww how cute it's a shame that he ain't my cutie.."
"BILL!!!!"*dippers face was as red as a hot pepper*
*Bill calmed Dipper down with a kiss on the lips and he kissed back but that just made Dipper freeze did a guy just kiss him and he kissed back?
He pushed bill away and he punched him in the face and ran
(AN) oof why
