So I was casually sitting at lunch and all of the sudden I thought I hear somebody call me a lesbians.
Now diary, just to warn you, I wanted to rate this R but I did not take it out that way do it's rated Y-7
So I kindly and gently turned around to the kind lady and Gently tapped her cheek,
No wait
I'll rephrase that
I turned on my heel,and did a ballet turn and slapped the living kittens out of her
Then said "Please don't refer to me as a lesbian, for the kitchen fork is not a lesbian. I'm a aromantic. Thank you"
I kindly smiled and turned back around.
Now you may wonder "Are you a lesbian?"
Well...here Is my answer
Do you want to be slapped to China and back?
