the mistake

what happened

José dragged me throughout some thick brush and forest then we met our first challenge.

A Bootcamp. I was trying to be funny but I think Josè took it to sarcastically because I said dramatically"oh no a-a-a b-b-Bootcamp. then I paused and then said "dun dun dun."
Josè yanked my arm and said "These guys don't play around" he said this in such a Serious manner that I couldn't keep from laughing. Josè said "oh so funny hu? Well, then your bait." then he pushed me out in the open to where the guards noticed me. I said to myself "hey karma Josè missed you" Then I was cornered by six-teen guards, but the weirdest thing happened two mystic red and white creatures protected me and destroyed the Bootcamp.

Josè's reaction was hilarious. I thought I was going to die from laughing hysterically. Josè acted heartbroken[I was shocked at this point.]as he watched the small explosion. Then Josè walked up to the remaining head of his major. He picked it up in what seemed to be greif then saluted. Then he asked me to hold it by the end of the major's hippie ponytail. I answered "sure I guess." Josè took his pocket-knife out of his pocket and cut off all of the major's hair then he said: "It looks like you have to earn your hair again ." I stuttered "jfhacgestowduhcj" Josè then took all of the ranking stars off of the majors hat and said very serious "looks like I'm the superior one now." Then Josè glared at major spencer with vengeance.

Josè finally realized that that I was super confused so he said "you wouldn't understand just to put it simple, me and major spencer didn't have the best of past together."

Under my breath, I said "obviously"

I think Jose heard me though because he started noting his head after I said that .ops😁

Josè took a deep breath then said energetically "well looks like smooth sailing from here."

Narrator [it was until they face their next problem]

         To be continued....