Yo mama so fat, that astronauts mistook her for a planet.
Yo mama so stupid, that she couldn't find what the time was in a clock store.
Yo mama so old, that when the flight attendant asked how old she was, it took her an hour to reply because the number was so high.
Yo mama so weird, that she once did a wheelie on a unicycle.
Yo mama so fat, that they once used her as a before picture in a weight loss ad.
Yo mama so stupid, that she thought an oven was the microwave and burnt the pizzas.
Yo mama so ugly, that her looks can kill.
Yo mama so old, that there was a picture of a dinosaur in her class picture.
Yo mama so fat, that when her tummy rumbles, it creates an earthquake.
Yo mama so stupid, when she got a doughnut, she ttied to sue the doughnut store for putting hole in it.
Yo mama so poor, that she uses a woodpecker for a metronome.
Yo mama so stupid, that she thought Smarties made her smarter.
Yo mama so old, that nowadays they study history on her.
Yo mama so skinny, that she uses the eye of a needle as a belt.
Yo mama so fat, that when people are drawing pictures of her, they need at least 5 canvases to draw her hand.
Yo mama so ugly, that when she holds a magnet to a paper clip, the paper clip repels.
Yo mama so poor, that she cannot swear because she has no money to put in the swear jar.
Yo mama so hairy, that when somebody saw her, they said "Look, it's Bigfoot".
Yo mama so stupid, that when somebody told her to get them a subway from Subway (the restaurant), she went and stole the city's subway train.
Yo mama so ugly, that when she robs a bank, the cashier says "Take all the money you want. I'd rather give away all of my money than see you."
Yo mama so cheap, that when people get good prices at the store, they don't say "that price was low," they say "That price was 'Yo mama'".
Yo mama so fat, that the Earth orbits her.
Yo mama so weird, that she can speak Spanish in Japanese.
Yo mama so old, that she breaks the world record of oldest person by about 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 ETC. years.
Yo mama so poor, that compared to her, slaves look like kings.
So that was our 25! Have any more that we didn't mention up here? Write them down in the comments section, and we'll put them on the next page!
