Gordons POV

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OMG

My hot senpai Guy Fieri asked me out. 

After my culinary class where we made Kraft Mac n' cheese, I ran back to my flat to get ready for my d8 with Guy-Senpai. I wore a tuxedo and floral print Doc Martens.

(Time skip, it's now 8 p.m.)

It's finally 8!!!!!! Guy-Senpai should be here any minute. I have been sitting on my couch, shaking with excitement. Finally, my doorbell rang. I jumped up and ran over to the door. When I open the door, there's just a door-to-door salesman there. I grab one of my fancy steak knives from my kitchen and stab him 12 times. 

I dispose of his body and sit back on the couch. It's 8:01 now!! I wonder why he's so l8. Then I see him in a red car pulling into the driveway.  I sprint out the door as fast as I can.


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