Eren Jaeger (Yeager) X Reader | Oneshots [1]

(Au) Cards | Cheating!Eren x Angry!Reader

       "Hey guys, wanna play UNO?"

       Ah, the question that started it all. Oh how you wish you were alone with Eren—your boyfriend of three months, in your house, just relaxing and watching a movie.   

       But no.

       Here you were, in Sasha's house, along with your (large?) circle of friends: Annie, Mikasa, Armin, Sasha, Jean, Reiner, Bertholdt, Marco, Connie, Ymir, Krista, and Eren, playing the friendship-breaking game called UNO. Well, about to start, anyway.

       Eren spent half an hour trying to convince you to play. You know how it works but you've never played UNO. Why?  You hated the concept and how it made even the best of friends go at each other's throats.

       But, in the end, you gave in to Eren's damn puppy eyes.

       "I'm watching." Annie said, standing up and walking behind Mikasa. Connie, Sasha, Ymir, and Bertholdt walked away from the circle, too.

       "Okay, so..." Eren rubbed his hands together, "We've got me, Mikasa, Armin, Horseface, Krista, Reiner, and (y/n).  Anyone else backing out?"

       Silence.

       "That's a no, then." Eren had a mischevious grin on his face.

       Jean scoffed. "I'm beating your asses in this game."

       You rolled your eyes.

      "As if!" Eren practically screamed, "I'm the king of UNO! You peasant."

       "Jeez..." Krista smiled sheepishly, "It's just a game, guys! We should enjoy it."

       "This is unfair, Sasha," You whined, glaring at Sasha, "You suggested we play! You should join!"

       Sasha shook her head, her mouth filled with potato chips.
  
       You inhaled deeply, rubbing your temples.

       "Should I join?"  You thought. "This didn't end well last time... I don't want to fight anyone!"

       The memory of Jean ragequitting appeared in your head. Last time, Levi joined, (you were just watching) and he was slaying UNO. Eren ended up flipping tables and throwing random objects, accusing Levi of "cheating."

       "I... I'll give it a shot." You forced a smile. "Maybe it isn't as bad as I think it is..."

       As soon as you knew it, Krista was the dealer and the cards were being distributed around the circle. You kept your eye on Eren, who was sitting across you. Beside him was Reiner.

       You could see Eren taking 'small' glances at Reiner's cards.

       Reiner was doing the same, glancing at Eren's and Jean's cards.

       "Cheating bastards! How aren't the others seeing this?!"

        You furrowed your brows, eyes twitching in annoyance. You looked down at your cards. You had a hand full of normal yellows.

       "...Why am I always the unlucky one?"

        The game went on and it seemed to you like everyone was picking on you. Clockwise or counterclockwise, you always ended up drawing four or drawing two. It's like those bastards planned this for you to suffer.  Jean was on your left while Armin was on your right. Armin had a face of... fright. Like he was being forced to do something!