Harry is a wizard, yay
He leaves the Dursleys for school one day
He defeats Voldemort, chess he plays
He thinks now in bed he can safely lay.
The Chamber is open, everyone fears
The day the basilisk will cause tears
Over an actual death, Hermione clears
It up, an exciting year!
Escaped Prisoner: Sirius Black
Watch out, he'll stab you in the back
He attacks the fat lady, dormitories ransacks
But compassion he does not lack.
The Triwizard Tournament is at Harry's school
What-a fourth wizard? Harry, the rules!
"Mad-Eye Moody" everyone fools
The Dark Lord is back, get killing tools.
Umbridge makes the school a mess
The twins desert, school fun is less
OWLs cause lots of stress
The Toad wants Harry to confess
(That he's wrong).
The Half Blood Prince, who could he be
Someone you happen to know, don't you see
Harry no longer practices Occlumency
Horcruxes are top priority.
The Battle of Hogwarts is finally won
The Death Eaters are officially done
Everyone loves the Chosen One
Now we can have some carefree fun!
We're sad the series has come to an end,
J.K., please more books to me send
I would totally be your very best friend
And you would my broken heart mend.
