Lianna: why are you evil
Darios: Because fuck you and fuck this plot. I have to bring something at least. I mean come on, this is Fatesakening & Marth with shit DLC of 2 other games, both only having one rep each. Where's Ike, the most popular Fe character, Roy the other guy who brought Fe to the States, hell even eliwood would add more to the roster than a lobster, discount lesbian, a pineapple, 2 token moes, a reject from Harry Potter, a Harry Potter porno reject, ramen, corn, a loli and a man too stupid to unpeel an orange.
Chrom: Screw you!
Darios: Hell, I'm shocked Reinhardt isn't here. Now why don't you mary sue ocs go keep the bench warm. Alfonse finally got off of it with his massive dick
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Why Am I Still Doing This? (Random Book 20)
Humor"To be honest, I think I have a problem." -Takumi
