1. Ride a bicycle in your neighbors newly mowed lawn.
2. Have a conversation about pumpkins with a yo-yo
3. Fry a sock and dare someone to eat it.
4. Go to a clothing store and ask a person that works there if they have hippie parents.
5. Cut off a barbie dolls hair and try to sew it together (I have tried this before).
6. Pet a poodle with a spatula taped to your hand.
7. Watch Dora the Explorer and if someone asks why you are watching it say you are preparing to travel to banana mountain ( that is a place Dora goes to in one episode).
8. Make a sandwich and throw it at a bald guy.
9. See how long it takes for the clock to stop changing its numbers (you must be super bored to do this one).
10. Examine a monkey's tail using a dandelion.