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arianagrande : Dad...

harrystyles : Yes, daughter?

arianagrande : wait, why did I call you dad? That's weird but funny cause you're all bossy😂

harrystyles : I don't know, daughter. I think its funny too.

harrystyles : Wait, did you just call me bossy?

arianagrande : Hmm, Yeah?

harrystyles : How did you even know that?

arianagrande : Idk. Like you said yesterday, "Just guessing" 😂

harrystyles : You're mean. ;|

arianagrande : I guess 😎

arianagrande : Oh... yeah, the reason I dmed you was because... Well, I just want to ask why did u use emoticon instead of emojis😂

arianagrande : froggy weirdo 🐸

harrystyles : Hey! Meany!

harrystyles : Oh, well. I use emoticon instead of emojis cause I'm british. ;)

arianagrande : Well, Louis, Niall, Liam and Z is also British. They use emojis 😃😄

harrystyles : Z? Zebra? Where?

arianagrande : Tsk tsk, Harold. Don't be dumb. Zayn left the band not turn into an animal called Zebra. 😑

harrystyles :....

harrystyles : Fine. You're right.

harrystyles : Anyway, how did people use this emojis stuff?

arianagrande : Oh, quick to change the subject.

arianagrande : but whatever. Its pretty easy. Just tap the button with that smiley face and you'll see emojis. Tap whatever you want.

arianagrande : Like this. 👯💘🐸

arianagrande : Simple. Now, try.

harrystyles : Okay.

harrystyles : Well, 👉👌

harrystyles : Is that cool?

arianagrande :....

arianagrande : HARRY WTF?!

arianagrande : DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN??! OMFGGG 😂😂😂😂😂

arianagrande : Imma post this.

harrystyles : What is it?!!

harrystyles : Ariana, no!!! If that thing is bad, don't post it. It will probably ruin my cupcake reputation.

arianagrande : HAHAHAH

arianagrande : Okay, fine. I'm not posting it. 😂🤐

harrystyles : Thank god. Now, will you tell me what your emojis mean?

arianagrande : It means... I love frog 🐸

harrystyles : Do you really love frog?

arianagrande : um, just one. A special one.

harrystyles : okay. What about mine? What do they mean?

arianagrande : the 👉 means cock in this case and the 👌 means vagina

arianagrande : 😂😂😂

harrystyles : Oh my fucking god. Remind me not to use it again.

arianagrande : Omfg you just curse. Wtf!

arianagrande : miracle. I mean wtff. Like howwwww

harrystyles : I curse all the time.

arianagrande : Seriously?

harrystyles : Well, no. So stop.

arianagrande : Can't stop so shut your mouth.

harrystyles : Oh, I love no tears left to cry.

arianagrande : Who doesn't like it anyway?

harrystyles : Wow, Ariana. So humble.

arianagrande : yep.

harrystyles : I was being sarcasm wtf

arianagrande : Omfg you use short form. IT'S THE END OF THE FUCKING WOLRD...

harrystyles : Geez, Ariana stop.

arianagrande : Okay.

arianagrande : imma leave you alone, frog. I have works to do.

harrystyles : oK
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I have made it obvious, haven't I?
You're the frog, asshole. I thought to myself.

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