2. Leader

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MONBEBE and CARAT talking about their leaders.

MONBEBE: Bebe may nagsabi ang pangit daw ni Shownu..

CARAT: WhO Iz ThAT mADdERFuxKiNG bTcH tHAt I'lL kILl?! /hugs Monbebe/ Don't listen to him/her bebe. Shownu is the sweetest guy evah!

MONBEBE: /hugs Carat back/ Aw Scoups is luckiest leader to have nice members and nice fans like you.

CARAT: Eyy~ Shownu is also lucky naman hihihi.




[A/N: I love Namjoon and Junmyeon. Kung mat-trigger ka sa susunod na part then this fanfiction is not for you. Go away.]

EXOL and ARMY talking about their leader.

EXOL: Pogi naman pala si Namjoon..

ARMY: Aw thanks--

EXOL: --Kaso mukha lang siyang normal pag kasama si Junmyeon namin. Mas pogi leader namin eh.

ARMY: Putangina mo. Isaksak mo yang leader mong pandak sa ngala-ngala mo.

EXOL: Talaga! Eh ikaw isaksak mo si RAP MONSTER sa ngala-ngala mo.

ARMY: CALL HIM RM YOU BTCH.

EXOL: BLAH BLAH BLAH RAP MONSTER.

ARMY: CALL. HIM. RM. OR. ELSE...

EXOL: Or else what, huh? Rap Monster.

ARMY: YOUR FAVE IS AN UGLY ACTOR. CRINGE WORTHY ACTING--

EXOL: /sinampal si Army/ OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU--

ARMY: /slap back/ BTCH FITE ME.

EXOL & ARMY: /fight round 2/





Meanwhile...

AGHASE: /staring at EXOL and ARMY fighting/ /calls someone/ H-Hello? Daddy Jaebum I'm scared--

ANTI: You stan Jaebum?! That ho--

AHGASE: /shoots a gun directly to the anti's head/ No one messes with my Daddy, btch.

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