*at the asylum*
"HARLLL!"
"Yea puddin'?"
"I'm hungry and the crap here ain't no good. I'm also lonely"
"Awww Mr. J, lemme guess....Bat-Brain?"
"well... Yeah, kinda... "
"Well I can't help you on that. Maybe you should take a nap, you look tired"
"You're right Harley"
* after his nap*
I need to bust out of here and find my Batsy. The way his deep voice is. The way he moves. I need him. But first I need a plan.
An alarm to his cell goes off and scares Jack out of his thoughts.
"Get up clown!" yells Officer Boles.
Frank Boles is a guard who works at the asylum, he is known for getting drunk and playing poker all the time.
Jack gets up and Boles and another guard slide of the cuffs on Jack and take him to the psychiatric room to do another evaluation test.
"Hello Joker. How are you this afternoon?"
"Doing Good, Dr. Young"
"I've noticed a change in behavior. You are much quieter and not crazy-like. Tell me, what caused this? Was it Batman? Harley Quinn? Please talk".
"First off, my name is Jack, I would like to be called Jack. Second I really don't know how to explain it.... That night with Bats really had an affect on me... He changed... I changed, it's just a blur".
"Do you... Like him? Like as a partner or friend?"
"Yes and no"
"By that you mean? "
Boles comes in unexpectedly "Alright times up clown!" Jack gets up and the take him back to his cell.
*later on that night*
Alright Jack you got this. Just break out. Ok I'm gonna need these and this
Jack gets ready and unlocked his cell door with the keys of the sleeping guard next to him. The alarm goes off. That's his cue to run.
Come on almost there.
Jack hears the guards behind him and takes out a smoke bomb. Bruce gave him a couple during training last week. Jack throws it. The guards are stunned and Jack quickly goes in to hiding in the vents and finds a way to the roof.
*Meanwhile at the Wayne Manor*
"Master Bruce....."
"Yes Alfred?"
"Your clown boyfriend seems to be escaping... Again" Alfred says while turning up the TV.
"Alright I'm going. See you in a bit"
Bruce goes to the secret Batcave under his home and suits up.
"Jack... Why do you do this?" Bruce says under his breath.
*at the asylum*
Jack finds a way to an elevator and goes in and hits the button to the highest floor. Once there Jack sees an empty guard room and enters.
"This should keep the guards busy" he says as he hits a button to release the BlackGate prisoners. What Jack didn't know is that when he hit that button it also let out the other dangerous Arkham inmates like Bane, Poison Ivy, Zsasz and some others.
Jack hurries out of the guard room and goes towards the stairs but makes contact with 2 blackgaters who think they can kick his ass. Jack takes them out and carries on with his escape.
Once at the asylum Bruce goes to Jack's cell and sets up a crime scene to try and locate Jack so he doesn't get hurt.
"Oracle I've found a trail. Hopefully Jack isn't too far".
"Batman what are you gonna do with him? We can't just lock him up time and time again. He'll just break out".
"Trust me Barb, I have a plan".
"Gordon"
"Yes Batman?"
"Once I find Joker I will take him to a better facility"
"Bat-"
"Hush, I'm taking him somewhere else better"
Meanwhile while Jack is trying to get Bruce and Bruce is trying to find and protect Jack, Scarecrow and Killer Croc team up to find the clown and hope to give Jack what he deserves.
"Croc, you sure this is a good idea? I have a feeling that the bat is going to catch us"
"Trust me, we'll get him before he gets us and that clown" says Killer Croc.
The 2 make it to the elevator where Jack was. "I smell Joker. He's close by" Scarecrow nods and gets his fear-gas ready to use.
Goddammit it's broke Jack thinks as he tries to unlatch the door to another stair case to the roof. Jack decides to turn around and find another way but in his path are the 2 inmates Killer Croc and Scarecrow.
"Well well well, what do we have here?"
"it's fresh meat" Croc says licking his lips.
"What do you guys want? I'm not in the mood to fight" Jack says nervously.
Scarecrow grins and plunges towards Jack and Croc follows, Jack is cornered and scared.
Oh God please where is Bruce? I'm scared and I miss him.. Maybe if I stayed in my cell I wouldn't be here.. With nobody to help...
Jack bursts into tears, begging the 2 not to hurt him. Right when Croc picked him up and was about to do something Batman made an entrance and after a while of fighting back against Scarecrow's fear-gas and Croc, Bruce went to Jack and picked him up and told him "Jack it's ok, I'm here"
Jack hugged him and kissed him gently on the cheek.
"where are we going, B? "
"I'm taking you home, this is a bad place, you don't belong here"
"But what about-"
"Shhh, just relax"
Jack laid his head on Bruce's shoulder and Bruce walked to the batmobile. Jack looked and saw all the cop cars, all the inmates being put in cuffs, Jack thought: all this madness....just for Bruce...
Jack snapped out of it and thought of the positives about being at his new home with Bruce. Bruce laid Jack gently in the batmobile and Bruce took Jack home where he belongs.
THE END!
okkkk that was fun. Howd yall like my first story? I will publish more when I can ヾ(≧▽≦*)o I love batjokes!
