2 years later
"Big dog" Nacari yelled in a deepish voice when I walked into the house making me laugh.
"Lil dog" I yelled back scooping her up and tickling her.
"I missded yous" she said giggling.
"I missed you too munch" I said kissing her head.
"Isiah said him hiding" she whispered in my ear making me laugh cause she snitched on her 1 year old brother.
"How you kno he can't even talk properly" I said smiling at her.
"I just do" she said rolling her eyes at me.
"You got yo mama attitude" I said chuckling and putting her down walking into the kitchen to find the boys all sitting at the table stuffing their faces.
"Slow the hell down before y'all choke" I said chuckling.
"Man it's good" Noah said laughing.
"Fr Mani did that damn thang" Willy said with a mouth full of food.
"I felt that" I said chuckling.
"Mamaaaaaaa" Isaiah yelled growling and attaching himself to my leg.
"Zay monster" I yelled growling and scooping him up. He started babbling with his finger in his mouth basically trying to start a conversation. Me being me I entertained it and acted like he was saying actual words. After our little talk I put him down and he went to find his sister.
"Y'all relationship is goals" Dinah said laughing.
"He's an interesting kid" I said shrugging. I walked over to Normani and wrapped my arms around her waist.
"Hey baby daddy" she said making me chuckle.
"Hey wifey" I said kissing her neck.
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"Nigga yous a bum" my little brother Kristopher said to Noah.
"Lil Nigga we can really hit right the fuck now" Noah said.
"Nigga I'll shoot yo dick off" Kristpoher said.
"Greatest 4 year old known to man kind" I said laughing at my brother.
"Marco" Isaiah yelled.
"Polo" Marco yelled popping up behind his brother and scooping him up in his arms making him giggle.
"I want a brother with a 7 year gap maybe they'd be less annoying" Noah said looking at Willy.
"Man shut the fuck up" Willy said shoving Noah making us laugh at them.
"Shut up pussies I'm tryna watch bubble guppies" Kristopher said throwing the remote and Willy and Noah.
"I fucking love him" I said laughing my ass off.
"Ma yo son wild" Normani said to my mama.
"Oh I know and that's the point" Mama said laughing.
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"Aye check me out I got that apple juice on the low" I heard Kristopher whisper to another lil boy. Right now I'm at my brother and sons school waiting to see the principle cause they asses done got into trouble.
"I don't have money" the little boy said.
"Oh word, bounce" Kristopher said shaking the chair making the boy fall out. Marco came in and sat down when the boy walked off.
"What you in for" Marco asked Kris.
"Scrapping" Kristopher answered.
"G code? I cussed out Mrs. Wright cause her ass was Mrs.Wrong today" Marco said and the two burst out laughing. I tried my best not to laugh cause I'm suppose to be the serious parent today. Normani and my mom had to take care of some business.
"Where my og" Kristopher asked.
"With my wife and my other two kids doing lord knows what. They said they had business to take care of" I said shrugging.
"What about mine" Marco asked.
"Oh she gone beat yo ass" I said laughing, "I'm taking you home after this cause she said she finna beat you like Kunta Kinte."
"What's ya name boy" Kristopher said laughing his ass off.
"You laughing but mama gone beat yo ass too" I said chuckling.
"No cause I didn't start it and I didn't lose" He said smirking.
"You really are my little brother" I said chuckling and hugging him making him laugh.
"Y/n it's nice to see you again" the principle said walking out her office.
"I fucking hate this bitch" I mumbled making the boys laugh. We got up and walked into her office and took a seat in front of her desk.
"So the reason you're here is because your brother got into a physical altercation with another boy and your son has a potty mouth" she said.
"My brother don't go around starting shit unless you start with him and same goes for my boy so....somebody had to get right" I said making the boys nod.
"Well from what i was told Marco cursed the teacher out and 3 different languages" she said.
"Yeah, I did. English, Spanish, and Filipino" Marco said shrugging.
"Why" I asked.
"She tried me up telling me to shut up and I told her my mama don't talk to me like that so you not fin to. She got mad and started talking bout my mouth is wreck less and if she was mama she'd pop me in it so I said but you not so hop off my tip then she kept going so I kept going too" he said making me chuckle.
"I see no damn lie, she not gone talk to my son like that and get away with it" I said shrugging.
"I understand but if he's talking it's only right for him to be quiet" she said.
"She ain't say be quiet shawty told me shut up so I had to shut it down" Marco said.
"Word" me and Kristopher said.
"Okay well on to your brother, from what I was told Kristopher was seen bulling a girl" she said making me laugh cause I know that's a damn lie.
"I know you fucking lying" Kristopher said in a high voice making me and Marco burst out laughing.
"What happened KJ" I asked my brothers.
"Okay so boom, Im doing my thang spitting game to a lil jawn. Some lil freckled faced ass Nigga gone push up on me talking bout some get away from my girl. So you know me being mr sexy daddy bae I grab shawty hand and I'm like look if he ain't treating you right you know where to find the kid. So freckles get mad or whatever and gone snatch shawty hand and slap her so I start getting buck I'm hopping around and yelling and shit cause you don't hit no damn girl. So he gone grab me by my collar and slam me into the wall. Man I kicked that nigga in his fucking throat and went to ramming his shit" he said shaking his head.
"Not you wit the smooth moves" Marco said laughing hard as fuck.
"Throw the whole freckled nigga away" I said laughing.
"I'm sorry but these 2 cause too much trouble I'm going to have to expel them" she said shaking her head and glaring at me.
"Fine by me less money we gotta pay for some shitty ass education. Imma take my money somewhere the fuck else, hey y'all want Beyonce to be y'all teacher" I said standing up and walking out with the boys following behind me.
"Oh yes lord I'm tryna see her halo" Marco said.
"Let me show her how big my ego is" Kristopher said making us burst out laughing.
