Chapter 1

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Sup. This is my first time ever writing a fan fiction, so sorry if it's corny. Also, I'm a guy, so the girls may seem off. Ok, with that out of the way , DECLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters or elements from The Disasterous Life of Saiki K.

'Other people's thoughts'

Saiki's narration(just normal text)

"Dialogue"

*Saiki's speaching telepathically*

(Thoughts being implanted in someone's mind by Saiki)

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She really is the worst of all of my nuisances. Kaido I can stand, and Nendo just wants to hang out usually, I think. Unfortunately, he is so stupid, I can't read his mind...

Oh, I should probably introduce myself. I am Saiki Kusuo, a psychic. Telepathy, psychokinesis, pyrokinesis, levitation, enhanced physical abilities; I have most of these powers. And I spend every single day wishing I didn't. I only wish to have a normal life, and I hate attention. Unfortunately, many standoutish characters seem to want nothing more than to be around me.

'Where is he? I wanted him to have my first good morning and smile of the day.'

Most boys would practically die of happiness if they knew that Teruhashi was searching for them just to give them a smile and a "good morning", but I am not most boys. I hate attention because the more attention I get, the more likely people will find out about my powers. And Teruhashi's beauty basically increases the population density of an area by 10 times. If only she hadn't fallen in love with me. It really is annoying. Her feelings for me seem to grow every day, and the fact that Yumehara seems to have an interest in helping her; it really is infuriating.

"Hey, Pal, let's get some ramen."

"We're on our way to school, you idiot!"

It seems Nendou and  Kaido have arrived. Thanks to my telepathy, I saw Kaido coming. I didn't sense Nendou, his peanut of a brain is closed off from my telepathy. Because of the way I talk about these two, you may think that I hate them, but overall, they aren't really that bad. I have actually started to think of them as friends. They are really unpopular, so hanging with them actually prevents other people from paying me attention. 

" You want to go, runt?"

"As if I, the jet-black wings, would stoop to releasing my power on a meer mortal."

"I think you're just scared."

I do wish that they would fight like that. It draws attention. 

"Saiki, good morning. It nice to see you." Darn, I can't believe I forgot about Teruhashi. 

"Oh!"

"Oh!" Those two are getting in my nerves, and just when I was starting to like them.

"So, Saiki, are you going to the talent show?" ' If I invite him to go with me, maybe he will finally say"oh".'

Normally, I wouldn't attend such an event, but considering I am participating, I have to. 

You may be thinking something like 'If he wants to be inconspicuous and hates attention, then why would he want to be in a talent show?' The reason is simple; the reward. The school got a donation from Saiko Metori, the son of the very powerful and successful Saiko conglomerate to use as a reward for the talent show: 500,000 yen. Saiko may have that kind of money lying around, but for me it is quite large. I could have all the coffee jello I want.

If you are a big fan of The Diasterous Life of Saiki Kusuo,  you still wouldn't find that to be a suitable answer. 'Saiki wouldn't even sing karaoke, so why would he participate in a talent contest? This is so out of character.' In reality, all of this change is because of the realization that I am being controlled by the people around me. I say that I want a normal life, and yet I avoid friends and social interactions. What kind of life am I living, spending my hours thinking of ways to avoid people. That is going to change. Many things are going to change. I just hope it's for the better.

" So Saiki, would you like to attend the talent show with me?" Looks like I forgot about her again. 

"Sorry, I can't. I going to be in the talent show." I've also been using my real voice for a change.

"Really?"

"Pal, why didn't you tell us?"

"Don't get your hopes up. This is all no doubt a scheme by Dark Reunion!" 

"I was, but I didn't get the chance." Wait a minute, what is this weird feeling?

"Oh, I guess I'll watch for you." Teruhashi, why do I feel bad for saying no. This is most unpresidented. I usually don't feel guilty for stuff like this. 

"So, see you in class." 

"See you later pal." 

"May you're battles be righteous and fruitful." I find it weird how Kaido has taken to saying that. But what I find even weirder is this guilt I'm feeling. What could this be?


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So, tell in the comments what you thought. I'm sorry that it's short and for the lack of shipping going on. I'll focus more on that in later chapters, and shoutout to Kawaii_Otaku32 for following me before I even had a story. Thanks.



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