It was a beautiful and bustling day in New York most people were outside running errands or lounging in coffee shops with friends just talking about their day. However a certain warlock was lounging around in his flat with his shadowhunter boyfriend. They were currently cuddling on the couch with glasses of lemonade watching Stranger Things while texting the others in a group chat.
-------------GROUP CHAT-------------
Magnu✨: Anybody wanna hang out? There's nothing to do.
Lordsaltbae: oh so hanging out with your boyfriend watching a good show is nothing?
Lordsaltbae: rude.
Snake queen🐍: you guys are sitting in the same room and arguing over text? Really?
Magnu✨: I know for a fact that you and Alexander have done the exact same thing so don't even start.
Snake Queen🐍: Touché.
Jacerella: they have. I've witnessed it. Also I'm totally up for hanging out, just need to know what we're gonna do.
Clariel:same. What we doing tho?
Magnu✨:I'll suggest my idea after everyone responds.
Magnu✨: HELLO?
Magnu✨: THATS EVERYONE ELSES QUE TO ANSWER PLEASE.
Snake Queen🐍: Count me in.
Blondie:What show are you guys watching???
Jacerella: ya know you could answer wether or not you can hang out instead of asking what they're watching.
Blondie: I know that, but I'd rather know what show it is.
Lordsaltbae: we're watching Stranger Things.
Blondie: oh. Hanging out sounds like something to do other than sit around.
MamaMaryse: I'll be there
Mamabear: 👍👍
Whitney Houston: I'll be with Jocelyn
Blondie: Whitney Houston?
Whitney Houston: it was Simons idea.
Blondie: Ah.
Meliorn:No.
Seaweed🌺: me and meliorn will be attending.
Fledgling: sorry it took so long to respond i was doing stuff
Fancy Boi: I'm stuff.
Fledgling: WE WERE CUDDLING.
Fledgling: YA NASTY.
Fancy Boi: Jk, Jk, we'll both go do whatever it is you guys are doing.
Emo???: I'll go so I can see my son.
Blondie: Your not my mom.
Clariel: boom. Burn.
Pimp Cane: I suppose I shall go.
Emo???: don't forget your pimp cane.
Pimp cane: it's not a 'pimp cane'
Wolf Queen🐺: I'll go!
Azazalatte: dtrokncxufufufuveRhc bffiovgu thjy
Azazalatte: hnw do rhese wirk
Magnu✨: who gave azazale a phone?
Azazalatte: HWLP
Azazalatte:Ull gp
Lordsaltbae:you'll go?
Azazalatte:Yrs
Snake Queen🐍: so that's a yes from everyone, Magnus you gonna tell us all your fun idea?
Magnu✨: yup!
Magnu✨:I thought we should rent out a pool place for a 'party' and then it's only be us all, so then there'd be no random strangers.
Magnu✨: cause you know I could do that.
Blondie: fun. Swimming.
Jacerella: considering the weather is like sitting around in the middle of Edom I'm up for swimming and I'm sure everyone else is too.
Lordsaltbae: for once in a lifetime Jace is actually right about something.
Jacerella:Rude
Lordsaltbae: I'm joking sheesh sensitive much
Azazalatte:squinmibh?
Pimp cane: *Swimming, not squinmibh.
Emo???: he doesn't know how to use a phone, leave him be
Pimp cane: no.
Azazalatte:yiure rufw
Pimp cane: *You're *Rude
Magnu✨: dude shut up
Magnu✨: btw I already rented the pool so we're going
Clariel: really?
Lordsaltbae: he literally called yesterday and said that he'd kilgfsafjxsgnvddhbb
Blondie: are you okay??
Lordsaltbae: FZRILNFYKFDJI MAGNUS STOLHFSE MY PHONBDEE
Magnu✨: I did no such thing and I didn't threaten any of you.
Lordsaltbae: he's lying
MamaMaryse: you two don't fight
Whitney Houston: is everyone just going to ignore the fact that Magnus threatened to do something if we said no?? Or is it just me????
Mamabear: we know Luke, we're just pretending he didn't.
Magnu✨: Welp. It's settled, the pool is rented and everyone wants to go so how about we meet up tomorrow morning at IHOP and have breakfast then we go to the pool.
Lordsaltbae:👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👍
Jacerella: Alec stop. Also IHOP sounds great.
Clariel: i like IHOP
Azazalatte: Fopd? Soynds giooofsds 👍
Emo???: Asmodeus don't you dare correct him. And I couldn't care less if we get food or not.
Pimp cane: *Food *Sounds *Good
Pimp cane: and I don't care about IHOP
Snake Queen 🐍: stop trying to be edgy Asmodeus you're failing. And I'm with Clary, I like IHOP too.
MamaMaryse: I'll bring Max with me to IHOP so he can go too.
Mamabear: food does sound good
Whitney Houston: IHOP changed to IHOB
Magnu✨: Luke call it ihob one more time and I will personally throw you into a window.
Whitney Houston: woah calm down
Magnu✨: it's IHOP. Not IHOB.
Whitney Houston: ok ok 😂 I'll be there
Lordsaltbae: me and Magnus will pick up Madzie too, her and Max can play
Blondie: why IHOP?
Clariel: because it's good
Blondie: never had it.
Snake Queen🐍: WHAT
Snake Queen🐍: I HATE YOU
Lordsaltbae: sheesh calm down Izzy
Fledgling: Ooooooo! IHOP is nice!
Fancy Boi: if Simons okay with it I'm cool with it too.
Seaweed🌺: seems weird but okay.
Meliorn: what's IHOP?
Snake Queen🐍: you uncultured swine.
Clariel: it's only one of the best breakfast places to ever exist.
Wolf Queen🐺: yum pancakes 🥞
Magnu✨: okay cool, buh bye
Lordsaltbae: bye
Jacerella: see ya
Clariel: byeeeee!
Wolf Queen🐺: byeee byeee
Snake Queen🐍: Boo bye
Blondie: 👋👋👋
Whitney Houston: good bye 👋
MamaMaryse: Bye!
Mamabear: see you all tomorrow
Fledgling: bye 👊
Fancy Boi: 👊
Pimp cane: I hate you all
Emo???: good bye my son
Blondie: you're not my mom.
Azazalatte: gppd bte
Pimp cane: *Good *Bye
Azazalatte:Lwavr me akome
Pimp cane:*leave *alone
Magnu✨: Asmodeus if you don't shut up I swear.
Meliorn: good bye
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