Just random things. (Minecraft fanfiction randomness)

Long time no see

Adam: Hey! long time no se- GAAAAAAH! ~thump~

Trin: NO! I DO THE INTROS!

Adam: well sorry! You haven't been doing a good job at it may I add.

Trin: I have been, busy...

Jessica: NO SHE WASN'T! SHE WAS TOTALLY SWIMMING AND UPDATING HER OTHER BOOKS! FACE IT, SHE HATES US!

Trin: JESSICA SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

Damian: pie...

Trin: Oh! And by the way! We have new Peoplez! Meet Damian, Herobrine, Notch, Steve, and Arrow! Say hi outcasts!

Herobrine: I don't say hi....

Trin: look, I have no problem killing you off right here in now.

Herobrine: you can't kill me, I'm immortal.

Trin: I AM THE DAUGHTER OF THE MIGHTY SLENDERMAN AND I WILL KILL WHOEVER I PLEASE! I WILL KILL YOU THROUGH YOUR FEARS!

Jade: I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT! I KISSED A GIRL JUST TO TRY IT! HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!

Trin: .....Jade, what are you doing?

Jade: Singing....I am singing.

Seto: Apparently your also kissing girls...

Jade: no, it's just a good song...

Steve:  The hot girls are always the lesbians...

Seto shot a fire ball a t him and he flew through a wall.

Damian: Trin, what are you doing?

Trin: narrating.

Notch: can't we all just live together in peace-

Trin: SHUT UP! I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!

Notch: but...

Trin: no.

Notch: ok...

Trin: NO! wait, what?.....

Arrow: Anyway....

Steve: Arrow, your stories suck.

Arrow: what? But but but....

Trin: I GOTZ DIS!

Steve: Trin, you retard, what are you doing?

Trin: Don't you dare call me a retard!

Steve: Re....

Trin: Don't you do it!

Steve: ....trad

Trin the tackled him to the ground and scratched his arm really badly. She also bit him, injecting poison into his veins.

Trin: Anyone else?

All: nope...

Slenderman: Hi-

Trin: DAD GET OUT OF HERE!

Slenderman: But I just came to say hi to you and your little friends...I also brought your lunch, you left it at home.

He handed Trin a brown paper sack bag with a heart written on it.

Trin: I left it at home for a reason...

Slenderman: You wouldn't want to miss your lunch would you, honey bun?

Trin: no, and thanks....

Slenderman: Your welcome!

He kissed his daughter on the forehead the disappeared.

The other began to rapidly laugh at her.

Trin: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!?

Herobrine: daddy's girl!

She shot him with an arrow and he fell to the ground.

Trin: AM NOT!

Jason: are too!

Trin: I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!

Jason: no you won't, then you wouldn't have a story.

Trin: but I could...

Adam: Oh dear...

Trin then ducktapes everyone's mouth closed!

Yay!