Kick Ass 3 (completed 5/5)

Trovo

This is a not-for-profit crossover fanfic that does not attempt to infringe the rights of anyone who owns "kick ass" and "gunslinger girl", by the way, "trovo" means " meeting " in Italian. Translation done with DeepL and myself, sorry for any mistakes, thank you.

KICK ASS 3

Chapter 1: Trovo

In a sleazy bar that didn't honor the beautiful city of Tampa, Florida. Several parishioners of dubious origin consumed alcoholic beverages in dirty glasses as if it were the last day on earth. Next to them was a teenage girl of about sixteen years old, wearing a purple motorcycle suit and with a blond hair that wore a pair of children's ponytails.

You may wonder how such a girl could get into a bar and start drinking, well, it wasn't really difficult since the blonde with the little boy's face showed a fake ID and the bartender didn't care about shit as long as the girl paid for the drinks.

"Luli McMullen" put the fake ID of Mindy Macready, known in New York City police records as "Hit Girl", who was wanted by New York City police on the charges of drug thief, vigilante avenger, multiple murderer in the first degree, illegal possession of assault weapons, illegal possession of explosives and police wiretapping equipment, and various other crimes that added up to a hundred or more years in prison if caught in one of the states of the United States that prohibited capital punishment, or execution if caught in Texas, for example.

Mindy was drinking her beer with water when suddenly a huge guy sat next to her at the bar. The guy suddenly pulled a gun on the blonde's head, but the girl was quicker, blowing the guy's brains out with her gun.

"Good thing I got my Heckler & Koch compact out in time," thought Mindy, who was already feeling the effects of the drinks. "This guy's gotta be mob, he's got shiny shoes."

Mindy's situation was becoming more and more critical, not only was she being chased by the NYPD, she was being chased by the Federal Police (FBI), and she was also being chased by Interpol (International Police) as the most wanted woman on the planet.

"Anyway, I know how to be careful of the police, however, it's the mobsters I'm worried about, at this rate they'll start hiring simple hitmen who kill for two thousand dollars and if that happens I'll become paranoid in the end. I'll have to go to Italy and finish off Ralph D'Amico."

Ralph D'Amico was Chris D'Amico's uncle and the real "godfather" of the D'Amico family, when Chris' father died in the face of Kick Ass, Ralph "came out of retirement" and fled to Italy, making a fool of the American prison system.

"Here's 20 bucks for the mess." Mindy handed him over to the bartender, who remained calm as if he had seen the same scene many times. "Although, I think it's an improvement on your dump in the end."

Mindy was carrying a backpack of three million dollars, a "donation" from the late Frank D'Amico, Chris' father. With that money, she boarded a drug-dealing plane that couldn't go to any airport with interpol on its tail.

"Once I get to Europe, Interpol will no longer be a problem because they will surely continue to look for me in North America," Mindy thought. "Getting to Italy will be easy with my fake passport, then it'll all be a piece of cake, I don't think I'll find any trouble there."

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As Mindy predicted once in Europe, her passport assured her a free pass through the European Union, the plane and passport had cost her a lot of money but it had been worth it, in the end she had no trouble getting into Italy and made it to Rome.