Once, there was a Garlic bread named dave.
Dave loved Philip.
One day, Philip did the yee-haw with Dave.
Dave somehow ended up grenanant.
AND THEY HAD GARLIC BREAD BBS.
their names were fetus 1, fetus 2, aNd FeTus tHrEe.
and then there was the forgotten one, Gabriel.
Um,
THEN WE NUKED THEM IN WALMART, THE END-
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Garlic Bread Oneshots
PoetryHello, I am Satan. Welcome to this terrifying book filled with smexy garlic bread smex and cotton candy. I promise this'll butter ur egg rolls.
