Homoromantic Ace Race

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Tells so many ace jokes.

Like so many. 

The others literally are sick of hearing his voice.

"Hey, guys, I'm Race." 

"When you're asexual, the world is yer aceter."

Everyone is talking about a guy/girl that they find hot and Race is kind of just sitting there.

"I'm too ace for this."

Was confused about being asexual when he realized he liked Spot. 

He found out that romantic attraction and sexual attraction were two different things.

Spot already liked Race, and when Race told him that he was still attracted to him–despite the lack of sexual attraction–he fully supported him.

Wears a black ring on both of his middle fingers.

When someone insults asexuals, he flips them off with both fingers.

If he comments on someone's physical attractiveness, he gets weird looks.

"What? I ain't blind. Just because I don't want the cake, it doesn't mean it isn't pretty."

"They're acetheticly pleasing."

Spot will act like he's annoyed at the jokes, but he makes a few when an opportunity arises.

Race finds out that Albert is asexual.

Twice the amount of ace jokes.

Someone called them "two peas in a pod"

Race calls him and Albert "two aces in a deck"

Race pretends to propose to Albert with a black ring for his middle finger.

"Will you be my aceociate?"

"As long as you are my aceistant."

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