Fuckin trolls.
AJ: *talking about his love life*
Skylor: You two just need to bone.
Judi: *le gasp*
AJ: ...What did you just say?
Judi: *softly* Don't.
Skylor: I said you two need to bone.
AJ: How...dare you, detective I am yOUR, SUPERIOR OFFICER!
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AJ: BONE?!
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AJ: What happens in my bedroom is none of your business detective!
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AJ: BOOOONE?!
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AJ: Don't EVER speak to me like that again.
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Grim: *yelling at Yukki* That's it! You're in time out! Get on top of the fridge!
Yukki: *crawling onto fridge* This house is a fUCKING NIGHTMARE!
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Judi: *jumpscares AJ*
AJ: *stumbles* This is why mom doesn't FUCKING love you!
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Judi: You were sPYING ON US?!
Buranday: Judi, it's not what you think!
Judi: *pulls out nerf* I won't hesitate, BITCH. *nerfed or nothinged*
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Skylor: Someone left an icecube on the ground and now my fucking sock is wet! IMMA FIGHT A BITCH-
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Grim: I've only had Judi for two days but if anything were to happen to her I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Grim: *scolding Yukki again* That's it! Get on top of the lamp! You're in time out!
Yukki: *stuggling to stay on lamp* I AM IN HELL!
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Jake: *dying* HELP ME.
HELP. ME.
BITCH.
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Skylor: Nani the fuck did you just fucking iiMASU ABOUT WATASHI, YOU CHIISAI BITCH DESUKA? Watashi'll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi've been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, AND watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the FUCK out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu'd before oN THIS CONTINENT, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, FUCKER. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu's the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You're fucking shinimashita'd, akachan.
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Judi: *gets kidnapped*
Grim: *starts screeching "My Heart Will Go On"*
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Grace: Did you hang out with Judi last night?
Buranday: You know what, yeah, yeah I did.
Grace: *forces smile* Oh! I love Judi!
Buranday: You hate Judi-
Grace: YEAH NO SHIT, HONEY
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AJ 90% of the time: #donewithurshit
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Jake: Welcome, to this shit show. If your feeling suicidal then you've come to the right place. 8,)
Person on my right shoulder: u should be writing ur story
Person on my left side: *starts blasting All Star*
Anxiety: *screeching*
Depressed Self: wtf is the point. no one reads that shit
Self Pride: All the views go to tYPICAL YA NOVELS THAT ARE SHIT COMPARED TO YOURS
Self Deprication: Wow, self centered much?
Depressed Self: yours must be shit then.
Me, in a fetal position on the ground: *crying* I'm okay.
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FanfictionWhy am I like this. Officer! Officer! fanfic of nothing but memes (I'm sorry). (Cover meme is not mine)
