THEM AS CONVOS I HAD WITH MY MOTHER

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RICHIE:
richie: this shirt is pretty nice should i think im gonna get it
eddie: i can see your stomach..
richie: ok but did i ask?
eddie: put the fucking shirt back.

EDDIE:
eddie: mom my stomach hurts can i please not go to school
eddies mom: get your ass in the car. youre sick this often might as well take u to the damn hospital.
eddie: ill go to school

BILL:
bill: *taller than eddie* im too short. i want to grow at least an inch.
eddie: excuse me?

STAN:
stan: do you ever wake up and fall into a deep depression to the point where you want to smash your head into the vanity and die?
richie: *on the phone* uhuh.
stan: *FUCKING WHEEZES*

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