1.yo mama so ugly she gives freddie cugger nightmares
2.yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her
3.yo mama so poor she run after the garbagge truck with a shopping list
4.yo mama teeth so yellow when she went in the church everyone say i see the light
5.yo mama so ugly when she went to enter the ugly contest they said sorry no profesionals
6.yo mama so poor hang toilet paper out to dry
7.yo mama so fat when she sat on the iphone it made the ipad
8.yo mama so stupid when she got lock in the store she died
9.yo mama so fat even dora couldn't explore her
10.yo mama so stupid she try to drown a fish
