Deep Confessions: A Deadpool X Collosus Fanfic

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Hey, it's me. Dead Pool here. I bet you've all seen my new, super bad butt movie Dead Pool 2. I also bet you have sum questions about what happened after the movie too. Well, I went to go live at the X-Man house with Mega Sonic Teenage Warhead, her super sugoi girlfriend Yokio, Cabel, my new son Russle, and.... Collosus. They were my new family .because of what happened earlier in the movie (you know what I mean but I'm not going to spoil it for people who not watch it yet) and I liked them all very much. I did miss live with my super hot girlfriend Vanessa though, but I guess it was okay to spend sometime apart so our relationship stays strong. I remember the last thing she said to me the last time I saw her last and I can't stop thinking about it.

"Don't f**** Collosus."

What does Vanessa mean, don't frick Collosus? Like don't frick him like get on his bad side? Or don't frick him frick him? Like sex?

I shake my head very hard trying to shake all the weird thoughs out of my head. Mega Sonic Teeenage WarHead walks in.

"Why are you shaking ur head   so hard, loser?" Her super segoi girlfriend Yokio walks in and says, "Hi, Wade"

I am blushing under mask, OH NO HOW COULD I FORGET TO LOCK THE DOOR. Oh yeah, I'm in the living room. There is no door and this is a public area lol.

"Hi, Yokio!" I wave my fingers at her and then cross my arms "Hi Mega Sonic Boombox of Sadness and Negitive, I am shaking so hard because I am thinking about stuff."

"Ew I don't talk about problms I'll go tell Collsos to come help u. Bye" She said and almost started to walk a way with her super sugoi girlfriends.

"WAIT!!" I YELL and did a tripple back flip off o f the extra large love seat on the ground in front of the steamy hot fireplacethat had a steamy hot fire burning and setting the mood.

"YOU CAN'T GO GET COLLOSUS PLELASE O MY GOSH YOU ABSOLUTELY MAD MAN, YOU CAN'T TELL HIM I'M THINKING ABOUT F*****" I yelled panic but THEN I REALIZE WHAT I HAD DONE!! I slap my mouth and know what mist be don. I pull out of of my Super Sharp Bad Butt Swords (I named her Vanessa after my Super Smoking Hot S*xy Girlfriend Vannessa) and stabbed my self in stomach. "HAHA!YOU CAN'T TELL MY SECRETE TO COLLOSUS IF I AM DEAD"

"You can't die" she said and turned arond no.doubt to tell my guicy hot gossip to my secrete s*ex crush...

"Bye, Wade." Yokio wave.

"Bye, Yokio" I wave.

I laid on the floor with sword in stomach being sad. How could I accidently tell secrete?? Would he know I was thinking about frick with him??

I needed to talk to him

"Hi, Collosus."

"Oh, hello Wade." He said in a Russian accident. Wow I love his voice, so s*xy and kind. I feel my heart beet.

"Did you hear my secrete?"

"No, what?"

"She didn't tell you?"

"No, what?"

"Whew, I am so happy. You really don't no my secrete?"

He shakes head. "No, what?"

"I can't tell you, it's a secrete"

He pout like puppy dog and say, "Oh, Wade. Please tell me secrete. You and I are best of friends. I love you and you can trust me with any thin in the world. A Russia man word is worth 1 billion $$$."

"WaiT, YOU WHAT?" DID HE JUST SAY HE LOVE?

"I love you, Wade. Like brother. Best friend. Da (yes but in Russian.)"