Fucking Rants

not shaving your pits

so i went too prom one (duh) and me and my friends were all in pretty dresses and we all had our dates and whateves.

so we go too the dance

and me and this guy (jacob) start dancing and its a slow song. but then it changed too a fast song and omg.

this girl puts her hands up too start dancing with this guy (who obviously hasn't noticed) and she's got a full bush if you know what i mean omfg

its like dark from and a grown man would have trouble growing that.

then the boy , like, notcies and he starts to walk away and she screams after him (causing a sceen omg)

"IS IT ME? IS IT SOMETHING I DID WRONG?!"

and I told her

"yes it is. has ur mom told you what a razor."

"oh you mean these?" AND I SHIT YOU NOT SHE STARTS TO COMB HER FINGERS THROUGH IT OMG IT WAS SO FUNNy. "they are my babys."

"well you just lost a date because of them." my date said.

"im on a date with my pubes."

and she starts rubbing them and dancing all over the floor.

it was so fucking halirious

BUT SHE WAS SO FUCKING STUPID SHE GOT MADE FUN OF FOR THE WHOLE YEAR OMFG.

rant over omf