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justinbieber
Today 10:29pm

I'm glad you listened to my advice

I kno you write about me

Little hoe ass account called
me out for saying it was about
me. Like get outta here with
your nonsense

Obviously you wrote it about me
because we friends

Soon to be married but ya know

Can't release that to the public yet

We would have the most
spectacular wedding ever

Alfredo, scooter, Chaz, Ryan
and all of your friends would
be invited

I'd invite my friends like Lia
and Brynn and I'd make you
invite the Kardashians
especially kris. We love a
momanger

Maybe she would manage me
then

I'd be the wannabe
Kardashian

Life would be so lit

Then we'd have babies and
name them weird ass names
because that's what celebrities
do nowadays

I mean you would kno from
being a celebrity

We have so many babies too

Like sooooooo many

Maybe 100

No no no

My coochie would not be able
to push that many out

It'd be loose too

We could always adopt

Omg yes we are adopting

You can't stop me

Then you would make songs
about us adopting babies and
how awesome life would be

Okay I'm done for today

Ily papi

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