DIS BASED OFF TRU STORY
HI MY NAME IS KEOSHA. I JUZT GOT BCK FROM A THE 1975 CONCERT. BUT N-E-WAYS, I SAW BAD SUNS OPEN UP FOR THEM. O EM GEEE THEY R SOOO HAWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! SO BASICALLY THEY TOOK ME TO THEIR VAN AND SAID "HEY R U MEXICAN" "NO," I SAID, "IM BLACK LOL IM DARK AS FUK." "OH THATS SWAGGIE." SAID THE BLONDE ONE. "SO ARE YOU LIKE A THUG? WE COULD USE A BODYGUARD." SAYS THE BASS PLAYER. "DA FUK NIGGA?! JUZ CUZ IM BLK U THINK IM IN A GANG. LOLZ I AM DOE. SO YA I CAN BE UR BODYGUARD." "THATS SWAGGIE BITCH." SAYS THE DRUMMER AS HE PUNCHES ME IN THE FACE. "BRO WHAT THE FUCK." I SAY, AND I CRY AND RUN OUT OF THE VAN. i SEE MY BROTHER AND HIS GANG FRIENDS APPROACHING ME, "DA FUK HAPPEN 2 U KEOSHA?" SAYS JAMAYA. "THEM CRACKAZ JUS HIT ME!" I CRY. "OH HELL NAW!" HE SAYS! NEXT THING I KNOW HE JUMPS THE 4 BAD SUNS MEMBERS. I THEN WAKE UP AND REALIZE IT WAS JUST A MISSION ON GTA 5 AND IM ACTUALLY A 45 YR WHITE MAN.
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